The Vanilla Gorilla
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Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill.
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
ND Football, Philadelphia Union, Flyers, Brentford Bees and Umphrey’s.
Older Than Joel. \mm/
Sweet Caroline.
Fuck Neil Diamond. Untalented ass clown.
Fuck Neil Diamond. Untalented ass clown.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Sweet Caroline.
Fuck Neil Diamond. Untalented ass clown.
Fuck Neil Diamond. Untalented ass clown.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social Lego, right when Scotty goes into the solo and when Pony picks it up. From there on there is a song hiding in there. Feels like an 80’s driving montage.
February 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social Lego, right when Scotty goes into the solo and when Pony picks it up. From there on there is a song hiding in there. Feels like an 80’s driving montage.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Tin Soldiers and Trump is coming. We’re finally on our own.
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Tin Soldiers and Trump is coming. We’re finally on our own.
We need college MMA.
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We need college MMA.
Super hand stuff here @goldlikejoel.bsky.social .
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Super hand stuff here @goldlikejoel.bsky.social .
Banger Alert!! First HoF selection for the year.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Banger Alert!! First HoF selection for the year.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
I’m working a project with my coworker. We have equal responsibility.
Yesterday the VP chastised me for emailing him about the project.
Today he emailed my coworker, copied me and thanked her for her leadership.
Fuck corporate America
Yesterday the VP chastised me for emailing him about the project.
Today he emailed my coworker, copied me and thanked her for her leadership.
Fuck corporate America
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I’m working a project with my coworker. We have equal responsibility.
Yesterday the VP chastised me for emailing him about the project.
Today he emailed my coworker, copied me and thanked her for her leadership.
Fuck corporate America
Yesterday the VP chastised me for emailing him about the project.
Today he emailed my coworker, copied me and thanked her for her leadership.
Fuck corporate America
Sometimes I wish I could just quit it all.
Im failing at my job. Failing as a father. Failing as a husband.
I don’t really have friends. A couple but everyone else looks at me like a big loud dumb idiot.
I am who I am and I hate it.
Im failing at my job. Failing as a father. Failing as a husband.
I don’t really have friends. A couple but everyone else looks at me like a big loud dumb idiot.
I am who I am and I hate it.
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Sometimes I wish I could just quit it all.
Im failing at my job. Failing as a father. Failing as a husband.
I don’t really have friends. A couple but everyone else looks at me like a big loud dumb idiot.
I am who I am and I hate it.
Im failing at my job. Failing as a father. Failing as a husband.
I don’t really have friends. A couple but everyone else looks at me like a big loud dumb idiot.
I am who I am and I hate it.
I hate executives. Always thinking they’re a bigger deal than they are.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I hate executives. Always thinking they’re a bigger deal than they are.
My boss said I was giving him “excuses” because he doesn’t like the facts as presented is just calling me a liar.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My boss said I was giving him “excuses” because he doesn’t like the facts as presented is just calling me a liar.
There is a fucking kid running up and down the hall at my kid’s music lesson.. His name is “Ulysses”
QUIT NAMING YOUR KIDS STUPID SHIT.
QUIT NAMING YOUR KIDS STUPID SHIT.
January 28, 2026 at 10:30 PM
There is a fucking kid running up and down the hall at my kid’s music lesson.. His name is “Ulysses”
QUIT NAMING YOUR KIDS STUPID SHIT.
QUIT NAMING YOUR KIDS STUPID SHIT.
I hate Illinois nazis.
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I hate Illinois nazis.
Real feel -30.
Fuck off…
Fuck off…
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Real feel -30.
Fuck off…
Fuck off…
The VA Secretary just posted this:
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The VA Secretary just posted this:
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This is fucking gross
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
This is fucking gross
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I deleted my post.
Chipotle CEO did not donate to an ICE officer; Bill Ackman, a former major investor donated $10,000 to ICE agent GoFundMe after a fatal shooting, leading to boycott calls that prompted Chipotle to clarify Ackman is no longer affiliated with them. Ackman, exited a few months ago.
Chipotle CEO did not donate to an ICE officer; Bill Ackman, a former major investor donated $10,000 to ICE agent GoFundMe after a fatal shooting, leading to boycott calls that prompted Chipotle to clarify Ackman is no longer affiliated with them. Ackman, exited a few months ago.
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I deleted my post.
Chipotle CEO did not donate to an ICE officer; Bill Ackman, a former major investor donated $10,000 to ICE agent GoFundMe after a fatal shooting, leading to boycott calls that prompted Chipotle to clarify Ackman is no longer affiliated with them. Ackman, exited a few months ago.
Chipotle CEO did not donate to an ICE officer; Bill Ackman, a former major investor donated $10,000 to ICE agent GoFundMe after a fatal shooting, leading to boycott calls that prompted Chipotle to clarify Ackman is no longer affiliated with them. Ackman, exited a few months ago.
Does anyone have any good news? Something positive to say?
I need something …..so tired of the suck.
I need something …..so tired of the suck.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Does anyone have any good news? Something positive to say?
I need something …..so tired of the suck.
I need something …..so tired of the suck.
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social you know and I know that I’m always full of bad ideas……but,
@umphreys.com should cover “Ohio”by Crosby Stills Nash and Young at the next gig back. Please?
@umphreys.com should cover “Ohio”by Crosby Stills Nash and Young at the next gig back. Please?
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social you know and I know that I’m always full of bad ideas……but,
@umphreys.com should cover “Ohio”by Crosby Stills Nash and Young at the next gig back. Please?
@umphreys.com should cover “Ohio”by Crosby Stills Nash and Young at the next gig back. Please?
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social 1/21 Den sounds “different”. Obviously Im no expert but is it like some sort of key or pitch change? ….any insight?
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
@goldlikejoel.bsky.social 1/21 Den sounds “different”. Obviously Im no expert but is it like some sort of key or pitch change? ….any insight?
Who’s gonna tell her?
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Who’s gonna tell her?
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