I had my money on Tim Sweeney and Margrethe Vestager as guests.

I’m like this with recipes. “How to make the egg. But first, a thirty paragraph memoir about my childhood growing up in the south of France where my gran (not my real gran but we all called her gran) showed me an egg for the first time”

Just tell me what to do with the damn egg.

Are you having a nice time? It’s hard to tell

Thanks cuz x

I don’t really go in for all that. An SMS message perhaps, not a card.

Dan have you ever done a DNA test thing with ancestry

“Have you” followed by any words.

There was a musician called Len
Who could never play guitar again
He sold it to Dan
Did you hear of McCann?
She’s missing and her name’s Madeleine.

You’d look like a twat wearing that

Anyway. Try to give your friendly neighbourhood autistic the benefit of the doubt the next time they offend you.

They probably actually care about you.

We don’t need more “training” on how to “human correctly”.