Now hear me out.

I find a way to inflate all three of those parts at the same time.

He torments you, saying "No touching until I'm so big, you can't do anything BUT touch me!"

...And toys with the idea of one day doing all of this to you, instead.

I've got no ideas, so I come to you with a proposition.

Gimme the recipe. What would make the most brain-meltingly self-indulgent Blitz ass image I could possibly create?

Don't hold back. Be as descriptive as needed.