George Wallace
@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
ORLANDO!!! Get your asses out of your haunted mansions and come to my shows this weekend. Tickets at OrlandoFunnyBone dot com and so forth.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
ORLANDO!!! Get your asses out of your haunted mansions and come to my shows this weekend. Tickets at OrlandoFunnyBone dot com and so forth.
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.
Worth a thousand words and whatnot. And just a reminder from Uncle George. It's never too late to admit your ass got played.
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Worth a thousand words and whatnot. And just a reminder from Uncle George. It's never too late to admit your ass got played.
ORLANDO! I'm comin' down there to try to capture Florida Man once and for all and whatnot. Thought I'd do some shows while I'm there. November 14th and 15th. Let's laugh it off!
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ORLANDO! I'm comin' down there to try to capture Florida Man once and for all and whatnot. Thought I'd do some shows while I'm there. November 14th and 15th. Let's laugh it off!
ORLANDO!!! November 14th and 15th. This is y'all's chance to run up to the stage and Kissimmee.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ORLANDO!!! November 14th and 15th. This is y'all's chance to run up to the stage and Kissimmee.
Real talk. If your ass is still on board with the walkin' circus peanut you lost your damn mind.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Real talk. If your ass is still on board with the walkin' circus peanut you lost your damn mind.
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Vote yes on Fitty!
October 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Vote yes on Fitty!
Imagine these wockaflockas blowing up random boats off the coast of Ireland. You can't, can you?
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Imagine these wockaflockas blowing up random boats off the coast of Ireland. You can't, can you?
Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.
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ORLANDO!!! Just taking a break to invite y'all to @FunnyBoneORL next month. November 14th and 15th. Tickets at orlando.funnybone.com/shows/
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
ORLANDO!!! Just taking a break to invite y'all to @FunnyBoneORL next month. November 14th and 15th. Tickets at orlando.funnybone.com/shows/
What the hell is the wayside, and why does so much shit fall by it and whatnot?
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What the hell is the wayside, and why does so much shit fall by it and whatnot?
Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
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October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
36 out of every 100 Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job, wockaflockas.
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Shit. Accidentally went to the Chicken a la King March. Food was good though.
October 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Shit. Accidentally went to the Chicken a la King March. Food was good though.
Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
They're scrubbin' the hell outta the Epstein files. Gonna put Bill Clinton's name everywhere like MadLibs. Every flight, five Bill Clintons were sittin' there while Bill Clinton flew the plane. Bill Clinton leavin' the island as Bill Clinton lands. Bill Clinton wavin' to himself
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They're scrubbin' the hell outta the Epstein files. Gonna put Bill Clinton's name everywhere like MadLibs. Every flight, five Bill Clintons were sittin' there while Bill Clinton flew the plane. Bill Clinton leavin' the island as Bill Clinton lands. Bill Clinton wavin' to himself
If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.
We grew up so poor we could only watch Marley OR Me.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We grew up so poor we could only watch Marley OR Me.
You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.
So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?
DETROIT. Saturday, October 25th! Get yo' asses in seats and let's fill this place with love and laughs. Tickets at share.google/SC71UpI8gUJJ...
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
DETROIT. Saturday, October 25th! Get yo' asses in seats and let's fill this place with love and laughs. Tickets at share.google/SC71UpI8gUJJ...