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Mr Fanta Pants
@mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Excellent name choice! 😂
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Our formative years can be so harsh on us 😔
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Go offer them a meat tray and see who accepts?
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Probably not 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just look for the homosexuals.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 AM
No, but I should've tried standard passwords when I had no internet 😔
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
At least you have an imagination!
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Winona Router is back!

Why are my neighbours so boring?!
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My work will be happy cause I've had so much downtime since moving in 😅
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
About bloody time. It felt such a downgrade going to FTTN in my rental that I had it upgraded to FTTP effort I was there, then had to do it all again at my new place, but the whole process this time was a cluster fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I was already being bullied and that just made it even worse.
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
How any adult thought that was appropriate is beyond me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one that had such an embarrassing moment as a kid. Fuck, seems like there's so many, and we still think about them all these years later!
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
At least you weren't awarded the best couple award with a teacher at your year 6 excursion!

Still haunts me to this day.

I ran out of the room bawling my eyes out from embarrassment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I don't tend to look out the front door 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I finished work, was in the kitchen, turned around and realised what an idiot I am!
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Good thing my insurance is up to date.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I cannot be trusted. Not even with my own home!
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I even went out at lunchtime. I cannot be trusted in my own home.
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Too many 😛
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just got a new garage door and it's boringly white (surf mist) too. I love your door! That would look great at my place too.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
It's very vibrant and matches my car 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM