100 percent. People who can’t afford to pay me to do art, always want to pay me to do art.
Rich people want me to do stuff for free, can’t remember my name and always ask for more like it’s a favour to me.

Why are they always so eager to brag about their international crimes. Watch one movie about secret covert war crimes then remember the part about being secret and covert. Instead of basing your whole military on Hot Shots! Part deux with sexy gay porn titles.

Sometimes in work meetings I hold up a picture of myself holding a sign that says, “I’m the Boss next year!” And both the picture and myself have a very angry look on our faces and we’re both pooing in our pants.

Now this guy is copying me? That means it’s probably going to work.

It’s a scramble to make everyone think it’s a good Genie.
Make a wish and the Genie machine will pretend to be a friend and gaslight you into thinking you’re doing something productive.
Eventually good people get tired of being monkey-pawed by unstable genies.
(Idiots love getting monkey-pawed tho)

It’s Monday morning!! You save that kind of insanity for a Wednesday or Thursday.

…Also ai is known for taking all the drinks in exchange for disappointment! This post has a lot of levels. They all go deeper into a pit of despair. But they’re still levels!