Mr. Congeniality
@mrcongeniality.bsky.social
Every time my wife has an evening with friends my Stupid Dinner is either Xi’an Mt. Qi Pork Hand-Ripped Noodles or Halal cart lamb over rice
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every time my wife has an evening with friends my Stupid Dinner is either Xi’an Mt. Qi Pork Hand-Ripped Noodles or Halal cart lamb over rice
Nebraska fans scrolling through Solich’s IG at 3:00 a.m. looking for bikini pics
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nebraska fans scrolling through Solich’s IG at 3:00 a.m. looking for bikini pics
Even Great Lakes people are like
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Even Great Lakes people are like
weird thing to say
[posts 20 replies in an hour with no faves] I am cool and normal
[posts 20 replies in an hour with no faves] I am cool and normal
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
weird thing to say
[posts 20 replies in an hour with no faves] I am cool and normal
[posts 20 replies in an hour with no faves] I am cool and normal
Absolutely nobody is doing it like Mr. Joshua
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Absolutely nobody is doing it like Mr. Joshua
Stanley is disappointed but still looking forward to After Dark as always
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Stanley is disappointed but still looking forward to After Dark as always
Didn’t see you in attendance at this absolutely essential discussion. You were missed!
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Didn’t see you in attendance at this absolutely essential discussion. You were missed!
I remember after the draft someone asked Beane why we picked two 3Ts and didn’t use one of those picks on a 1T, and Beane said something like high draft picks should be spent on pass-rush oriented DTs because run-stopping DTs are easy to find.
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I remember after the draft someone asked Beane why we picked two 3Ts and didn’t use one of those picks on a 1T, and Beane said something like high draft picks should be spent on pass-rush oriented DTs because run-stopping DTs are easy to find.
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
Trash culture in terminal decline
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trash culture in terminal decline
Shout out to Mara, sorry that guy you liked in college fitting this description didn’t text you back or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to Mara, sorry that guy you liked in college fitting this description didn’t text you back or whatever
Spoiler alert
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Spoiler alert
The man never went to a tailgate in his life!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The man never went to a tailgate in his life!
all the ball-knowers are here
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
all the ball-knowers are here
I wasn’t even aware of this song until my wife asked for it to be included among the songs that a string quartet played at our wedding and now hearing it absolutely wrecks me 😭 photo unrelated
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I wasn’t even aware of this song until my wife asked for it to be included among the songs that a string quartet played at our wedding and now hearing it absolutely wrecks me 😭 photo unrelated
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend