Mr Business
@mrbusiness.bsky.social
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Mr Business
@mrbusiness.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I use to think this was just Beavis with his shirt pulled up 😂
Sciences discovered a new food with over 100 ingredients
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sciences discovered a new food with over 100 ingredients
In 2016 I was a cloud of molecules
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
In 2016 I was a cloud of molecules
Dad are you gonna come to my screaming recital tonight
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Dad are you gonna come to my screaming recital tonight
E pluribus unum is something a baby would say
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
E pluribus unum is something a baby would say
You should be able to buy 1 egg for emergencies
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You should be able to buy 1 egg for emergencies
I knew Grape Ape. I LOVED Grape Ape. You sir are No Grape Ape
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I knew Grape Ape. I LOVED Grape Ape. You sir are No Grape Ape
Heading to all of garden to order the super salad and milk
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Heading to all of garden to order the super salad and milk
My tiny ass doctor said my organelles are failing
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
My tiny ass doctor said my organelles are failing
The end of the year is always so scary because there's no way to tell what year is coming next
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The end of the year is always so scary because there's no way to tell what year is coming next
My top three interests are breakfast lunch and dinner
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My top three interests are breakfast lunch and dinner
"imagine—"
Stop right there. I can't imagine anything
Stop right there. I can't imagine anything
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"imagine—"
Stop right there. I can't imagine anything
Stop right there. I can't imagine anything
Apparently they're coming out with a new drink
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Apparently they're coming out with a new drink
Nobody wants to talk about how the moon is getting smaller
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nobody wants to talk about how the moon is getting smaller
I've heard rumors of an even smaller molecule called the smallecule
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've heard rumors of an even smaller molecule called the smallecule
A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people
I'm been eating too much brown food
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm been eating too much brown food
Homer's death = Bart's birth
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Homer's death = Bart's birth
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Fell down another sewer grate lol
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Fell down another sewer grate lol
October 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039
Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine
First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks
My name is Dabble Douya
September 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My name is Dabble Douya
A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality
September 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality
(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself
September 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself