Bluesky shit poster.
Work posts on LinkedIn.
Unprovoked attacks against our allies will start WWIII.
War will be used as pretext to suspend elections.
The good news is that in 50 years we’ll have techno parties as good as post war Germany.
Unprovoked attacks against our allies will start WWIII.
War will be used as pretext to suspend elections.
The good news is that in 50 years we’ll have techno parties as good as post war Germany.
Me: I wish for world peace and goodwill toward humankind
10yo: I wish for unlimited shrimp rolls
Me: yeah that’s better
Me: I wish for world peace and goodwill toward humankind
10yo: I wish for unlimited shrimp rolls
Me: yeah that’s better
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
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What does not kill me, creates trauma that demands decades of therapy to unwind.
What does not kill me, creates trauma that demands decades of therapy to unwind.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
None of them work. They are lies foisted on us by Big Pom trying to subjugate us to a night of toil & suffering.
😠
None of them work. They are lies foisted on us by Big Pom trying to subjugate us to a night of toil & suffering.
😠
Settings > Apps > Safari > Default Search Engine
Settings > Apps > Safari > Default Search Engine
Let’s go!!!!!
Let’s go!!!!!
LOL at this bullshit coverage.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
LOL at this bullshit coverage.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...
Stop buying shit.
Stop buying shit.
Be it the Indian salt march, Selma to Montgomery, or the Delano Grapes boycott, people fighting for the light had to endure abuse and suffering to succeed.
But it’s worth it.
Be it the Indian salt march, Selma to Montgomery, or the Delano Grapes boycott, people fighting for the light had to endure abuse and suffering to succeed.
But it’s worth it.
People spend thousands of dollars and months of time building elaborate costumes…
AND THERE ISN’T EVEN ANY CANDY?!
People spend thousands of dollars and months of time building elaborate costumes…
AND THERE ISN’T EVEN ANY CANDY?!
8yo: if there’s a lost vegas, then is there a Found Vegas?
Me:…
8yo: 🤷
Me: 🥹
8yo: if there’s a lost vegas, then is there a Found Vegas?
Me:…
8yo: 🤷
Me: 🥹
Cool cool cool.
I have two ND kids so I’m on the beige food and leftover berries diet.
Cool cool cool.
I have two ND kids so I’m on the beige food and leftover berries diet.
Apple: we shrunk it and put it in your wrist?
Me: no I mean, less screen time overall
Meta: we put it on your face!
Me: that’s not what I meant
Alexa: sorry, I can’t play “what a mint” due to content restrictions
🤦🏻♂️
Apple: we shrunk it and put it in your wrist?
Me: no I mean, less screen time overall
Meta: we put it on your face!
Me: that’s not what I meant
Alexa: sorry, I can’t play “what a mint” due to content restrictions
🤦🏻♂️
"I always hope for the best! Let's start by checking the weather."
"I always hope for the best! Let's start by checking the weather."
The five-digit Hollerith number was part of a custom punch card system devised by IBM to track prisoners in Nazi concentration camps.
So… All you folx at Palantir, Google and OpenAI need to think critically about the legacy of your work.
The five-digit Hollerith number was part of a custom punch card system devised by IBM to track prisoners in Nazi concentration camps.
So… All you folx at Palantir, Google and OpenAI need to think critically about the legacy of your work.