Mr Blueyes NYC
@mrblueeyeznyc.bsky.social
New York native who is absolutely sickened by the path our country is taking.
i am Fido the dog
Captain Fido!
Captain Fido!
a man is kneeling down on a checkered floor
ALT: a man is kneeling down on a checkered floor
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December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i am Fido the dog
Captain Fido!
Captain Fido!
The Ted Cruz Award For Giving to Those in need. Brought to you by Cancun Vacation Board
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Ted Cruz Award For Giving to Those in need. Brought to you by Cancun Vacation Board
Question. what does FIFA have to do with world peace?
who else is going to start giving out awards?
The Pam Bondi Peace Prize sponsored by Sharpie Markers
The MyPillow Guy Award for Global Peace?
Putin’s Peace Prize & Special Military Operation
who else is going to start giving out awards?
The Pam Bondi Peace Prize sponsored by Sharpie Markers
The MyPillow Guy Award for Global Peace?
Putin’s Peace Prize & Special Military Operation
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Question. what does FIFA have to do with world peace?
who else is going to start giving out awards?
The Pam Bondi Peace Prize sponsored by Sharpie Markers
The MyPillow Guy Award for Global Peace?
Putin’s Peace Prize & Special Military Operation
who else is going to start giving out awards?
The Pam Bondi Peace Prize sponsored by Sharpie Markers
The MyPillow Guy Award for Global Peace?
Putin’s Peace Prize & Special Military Operation
Well how many wars have they stopped??? mine are at 5 just this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Well how many wars have they stopped??? mine are at 5 just this morning.
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Yeah, layouts eased in November because there are no more fricking jobs.
Go on LinkedIn and see how many people there are begging for a job where they’ve been out of work for eight months or more
Living in their car
Oh, but the job numbers are great
Go on LinkedIn and see how many people there are begging for a job where they’ve been out of work for eight months or more
Living in their car
Oh, but the job numbers are great
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yeah, layouts eased in November because there are no more fricking jobs.
Go on LinkedIn and see how many people there are begging for a job where they’ve been out of work for eight months or more
Living in their car
Oh, but the job numbers are great
Go on LinkedIn and see how many people there are begging for a job where they’ve been out of work for eight months or more
Living in their car
Oh, but the job numbers are great
You ever go to 7-Eleven and see those hot dogs that have been spinning and spinning and cooking for weeks
I think that’s what that photo is.
Maybe that’s the spray tan color name he uses.
Burnt hot dog.
I think that’s what that photo is.
Maybe that’s the spray tan color name he uses.
Burnt hot dog.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You ever go to 7-Eleven and see those hot dogs that have been spinning and spinning and cooking for weeks
I think that’s what that photo is.
Maybe that’s the spray tan color name he uses.
Burnt hot dog.
I think that’s what that photo is.
Maybe that’s the spray tan color name he uses.
Burnt hot dog.
When the highest court in the nation says to Texas that they can be as racist as they want to be, and disenfranchise brown and black voters
how can we possibly call this a democracy
how can we possibly call this a democracy
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
When the highest court in the nation says to Texas that they can be as racist as they want to be, and disenfranchise brown and black voters
how can we possibly call this a democracy
how can we possibly call this a democracy
(the same look my chihuahua gives me when i run out of cheese)
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
(the same look my chihuahua gives me when i run out of cheese)
Shit, i just settled five wars during breakfast, how about the rest of you?
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Shit, i just settled five wars during breakfast, how about the rest of you?
Please explain to me how you get your pup to keep the hat on its head… because anytime I try to put a hat on my Chihuahua like that he desperately tries to take it off and pee on it in a show of triumphant dominance to all other hats that dare such insolence
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Please explain to me how you get your pup to keep the hat on its head… because anytime I try to put a hat on my Chihuahua like that he desperately tries to take it off and pee on it in a show of triumphant dominance to all other hats that dare such insolence
So if you think the Democratic Party has left you, what word would you use to describe what the Republican Party is doing now? just curious
And it’s not that I think the Democratic Party doesn’t need new leadership, it does
But the FAFO out that going on here is insane
And it’s not that I think the Democratic Party doesn’t need new leadership, it does
But the FAFO out that going on here is insane
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
So if you think the Democratic Party has left you, what word would you use to describe what the Republican Party is doing now? just curious
And it’s not that I think the Democratic Party doesn’t need new leadership, it does
But the FAFO out that going on here is insane
And it’s not that I think the Democratic Party doesn’t need new leadership, it does
But the FAFO out that going on here is insane
The episode where they go back in time and visit the President in 2025
a man says his brain is gone in front of a control panel
ALT: a man says his brain is gone in front of a control panel
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December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The episode where they go back in time and visit the President in 2025
It’s like I’m flipping channels and I hop onto a rerun of Space 1999… old space drama on BBC made in 1975.
We have colony on the moon, it’s drifting off in space and the music is literally insane
and it’s 50 years old
and i have to sit down
We have colony on the moon, it’s drifting off in space and the music is literally insane
and it’s 50 years old
and i have to sit down
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It’s like I’m flipping channels and I hop onto a rerun of Space 1999… old space drama on BBC made in 1975.
We have colony on the moon, it’s drifting off in space and the music is literally insane
and it’s 50 years old
and i have to sit down
We have colony on the moon, it’s drifting off in space and the music is literally insane
and it’s 50 years old
and i have to sit down
i’m sorry, but I’m blocking you because literally you’re not listening to a word I’m typing so what is the point
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i’m sorry, but I’m blocking you because literally you’re not listening to a word I’m typing so what is the point
NO, these are called war crimes
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
NO, these are called war crimes
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Temu Barack Obama, needs to go. We need real leadership. And that goes for Chuck Schumer as well.
Give it to AOC and Jasmine Crockett
Give it to AOC and Jasmine Crockett
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Temu Barack Obama, needs to go. We need real leadership. And that goes for Chuck Schumer as well.
Give it to AOC and Jasmine Crockett
Give it to AOC and Jasmine Crockett
what kind of drugs do you have to be on to go from iron maiden to Rod Stewart? in one month
I desperately need to know so that I never take that
I desperately need to know so that I never take that
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
what kind of drugs do you have to be on to go from iron maiden to Rod Stewart? in one month
I desperately need to know so that I never take that
I desperately need to know so that I never take that
See…. with edibles, I either become super sleepy, or every single thing becomes funny. Like even things that aren’t funny become funny.
my chihuahua and his giant ass ears. omg. hilarious
my chihuahua and his giant ass ears. omg. hilarious
a man in a star trek uniform is holding his chest with his hands
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is holding his chest with his hands
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December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
See…. with edibles, I either become super sleepy, or every single thing becomes funny. Like even things that aren’t funny become funny.
my chihuahua and his giant ass ears. omg. hilarious
my chihuahua and his giant ass ears. omg. hilarious
my grandmother came here from Italy and bought her entire family to find a better life. She worked hard every single day to make it in this country. Learned English. And loved this country and all the people here.
#ElonMusk has nothing on her and he is more of an American than he will EVER be.
#ElonMusk has nothing on her and he is more of an American than he will EVER be.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
my grandmother came here from Italy and bought her entire family to find a better life. She worked hard every single day to make it in this country. Learned English. And loved this country and all the people here.
#ElonMusk has nothing on her and he is more of an American than he will EVER be.
#ElonMusk has nothing on her and he is more of an American than he will EVER be.
Citizens United changed everything in our government
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Citizens United changed everything in our government
Im just sick and tired of all of us cheering the Democratic Party, but not showing up when it matters
I’ve got two special-needs kids that now don’t have a Department of Education to help them out because 32% of us decided to stay home
I’m allowed to be pissed
I’ve got two special-needs kids that now don’t have a Department of Education to help them out because 32% of us decided to stay home
I’m allowed to be pissed
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Im just sick and tired of all of us cheering the Democratic Party, but not showing up when it matters
I’ve got two special-needs kids that now don’t have a Department of Education to help them out because 32% of us decided to stay home
I’m allowed to be pissed
I’ve got two special-needs kids that now don’t have a Department of Education to help them out because 32% of us decided to stay home
I’m allowed to be pissed