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mr business
@mr.business
executive vice president of #business @hashtag.biz

aka your friendly water cooler "chaotic corporate clown"

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it is time to do some business
did someone forget to tell the weatherman not to play the double it and give to the next one game once we drop below freezing
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
milk is just broth
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I ate a burrito but I wished it was dino nuggets the whole time
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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I still can’t believe I bought mr.business the domain name lmao
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
man I love marvel snap
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just realized that im gonna see a $30 cheeseburger on a menu in my lifetime and idk man
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
polymarket which game releases first, Star Wars fate of the old republic or gta6
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
polymarket who leaves snl first kenan or lorne
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
bartender made me a lion's tail and got me immeditately singing veggie tales www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE2h...
Oh no what we gonna do original
YouTube video by Adam Selvig
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November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
scrolling through my own skeets giggling
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I’m a harpist in the sense that I drink Guinness
August 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
still thinking about it
hey siri remind me on thanksgiving to say that I’m thankful for the fish and chips I ate on August 31, 2025 at 1:30pm PT
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
update: yes!
my inner child is timidly asking if kpop demon hunters going to be stuck in my head forever
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I still can’t believe I bought mr.business the domain name lmao
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I had a really good sandwich after my first PT session and then I did it again the second time and then I started realizing I can’t keep eating that many sandwiches but also ….. Man I love sandwich
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
was just about to post this again and I remembered I already did so I just am gonna bump this back to the feed

MAN I LOVE SANDWICHES
man I love sandwiches
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
shout out to spike tv for getting me into star trek
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m sorry I made the pappy van winkle jokes / made a pappy van rimple in the spacetime continuum
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
pappy van twinkle twinkle: whiskey so good it must come from the stars
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
more like pappy van tinkle
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hey man don’t let ur herniated disc become ur identity disc #WhatWouldTronDo
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
dude I’ve pooped like ten thousand times, I know what shit is when I see it
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
man I love sandwiches
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM