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An alternate reality where Trump does what he promised:
“For inflation I’ve stopped all import tariffs on things we can’t produce.”
“I’ve ordered ICE to ONLY target drug gangs and criminal syndicates, whether immigrants or US citizens.”
“I will not be accepting any gifts, now release the files.”
“For inflation I’ve stopped all import tariffs on things we can’t produce.”
“I’ve ordered ICE to ONLY target drug gangs and criminal syndicates, whether immigrants or US citizens.”
“I will not be accepting any gifts, now release the files.”
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and sitting with his eyes closed
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and sitting with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
An alternate reality where Trump does what he promised:
“For inflation I’ve stopped all import tariffs on things we can’t produce.”
“I’ve ordered ICE to ONLY target drug gangs and criminal syndicates, whether immigrants or US citizens.”
“I will not be accepting any gifts, now release the files.”
“For inflation I’ve stopped all import tariffs on things we can’t produce.”
“I’ve ordered ICE to ONLY target drug gangs and criminal syndicates, whether immigrants or US citizens.”
“I will not be accepting any gifts, now release the files.”
An alternate reality where Harris is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Qatar sent 400 million plane that I get to keep, isn’t it nice?”
“Tim Apple has given me this incredible gold statue as thanks.“
(Introducing Ahmed al-Sharaa) “young, attractive guy. Tough guy, you know? Very strong past. Fighter”
“Qatar sent 400 million plane that I get to keep, isn’t it nice?”
“Tim Apple has given me this incredible gold statue as thanks.“
(Introducing Ahmed al-Sharaa) “young, attractive guy. Tough guy, you know? Very strong past. Fighter”
a woman is standing in front of a microphone and smiling .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
An alternate reality where Harris is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Qatar sent 400 million plane that I get to keep, isn’t it nice?”
“Tim Apple has given me this incredible gold statue as thanks.“
(Introducing Ahmed al-Sharaa) “young, attractive guy. Tough guy, you know? Very strong past. Fighter”
“Qatar sent 400 million plane that I get to keep, isn’t it nice?”
“Tim Apple has given me this incredible gold statue as thanks.“
(Introducing Ahmed al-Sharaa) “young, attractive guy. Tough guy, you know? Very strong past. Fighter”
An alternate reality where Obama is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Ehh, we’re sending, ehhh, 40 billion, ehh, to Argentina, ehh, it’s the right thing to do.”
“Seditious behavior, punishable by death, yes we can.”
“My press sec? That face... and those lips, they move like a machine gun, right? Right?”
“Ehh, we’re sending, ehhh, 40 billion, ehh, to Argentina, ehh, it’s the right thing to do.”
“Seditious behavior, punishable by death, yes we can.”
“My press sec? That face... and those lips, they move like a machine gun, right? Right?”
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a flag with the letters ap on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a flag with the letters ap on it
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
An alternate reality where Obama is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Ehh, we’re sending, ehhh, 40 billion, ehh, to Argentina, ehh, it’s the right thing to do.”
“Seditious behavior, punishable by death, yes we can.”
“My press sec? That face... and those lips, they move like a machine gun, right? Right?”
“Ehh, we’re sending, ehhh, 40 billion, ehh, to Argentina, ehh, it’s the right thing to do.”
“Seditious behavior, punishable by death, yes we can.”
“My press sec? That face... and those lips, they move like a machine gun, right? Right?”
An alternate reality where Biden is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Guess what folks, inflation is up but I’m tearing up the WH to dance the jitterbug.”
“I’m sending the Guard to Tennessee to police the southerners, no Joke”
“Hunter’s new drone company has been awarded a military contract, so proud”.
“Guess what folks, inflation is up but I’m tearing up the WH to dance the jitterbug.”
“I’m sending the Guard to Tennessee to police the southerners, no Joke”
“Hunter’s new drone company has been awarded a military contract, so proud”.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
An alternate reality where Biden is POTUS but does Trump stuff:
“Guess what folks, inflation is up but I’m tearing up the WH to dance the jitterbug.”
“I’m sending the Guard to Tennessee to police the southerners, no Joke”
“Hunter’s new drone company has been awarded a military contract, so proud”.
“Guess what folks, inflation is up but I’m tearing up the WH to dance the jitterbug.”
“I’m sending the Guard to Tennessee to police the southerners, no Joke”
“Hunter’s new drone company has been awarded a military contract, so proud”.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
MTG says she’s resigning Congress on January 5.
Leave now.
Leave now.
a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
ALT: a man with a beard is saying bye felicia
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
MTG says she’s resigning Congress on January 5.
Leave now.
Leave now.
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Breaking News: the American people said they personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that RFK Jr exists.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Breaking News: the American people said they personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that RFK Jr exists.
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China is going to clean our clock. They'll be getting cheap power from renewables for their data centers, while we wait a decade for large-scale nuclear, relying on expensive fossil fuels in the meantime. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump’s Energy Department Revamp Nixes Clean-Energy Offices
The Trump administration is eliminating Energy Department offices focused on clean energy and renewables and, instead, creating units dedicated to hydrocarbons and fusion energy.
www.bloomberg.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
China is going to clean our clock. They'll be getting cheap power from renewables for their data centers, while we wait a decade for large-scale nuclear, relying on expensive fossil fuels in the meantime. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
In the news:
Nursing, architect, accountant, physical therapist, physician assistant, audiologist, educator and social
degrees are no longer classified as “professional” by the US . of Education.
In other news:
Right wing pod caster reclassified as “expert on everything”.
Nursing, architect, accountant, physical therapist, physician assistant, audiologist, educator and social
degrees are no longer classified as “professional” by the US . of Education.
In other news:
Right wing pod caster reclassified as “expert on everything”.
Nursing, accountants excluded: Here's a list of degrees Trump administration has not classed as ‘professional’ | Today News
Nursing and other degrees like architecture and accounting are excluded from professional status by the Trump administration, impacting student loan eligibility. The American Association of Colleges o...
www.livemint.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In the news:
Nursing, architect, accountant, physical therapist, physician assistant, audiologist, educator and social
degrees are no longer classified as “professional” by the US . of Education.
In other news:
Right wing pod caster reclassified as “expert on everything”.
Nursing, architect, accountant, physical therapist, physician assistant, audiologist, educator and social
degrees are no longer classified as “professional” by the US . of Education.
In other news:
Right wing pod caster reclassified as “expert on everything”.
Trump Mamdani meeting in a nutshell.
Trump: “New York is a combat zone look!”
Mamdani: “Here’s the problem Stephen Miller is making you watch reruns of Escape from NY”
Trump: “Fake news, I know what I saw.”
Mamdani: “Sir Kurt Russel just impaled Ox Baker in Isaac Hayes underground Coliseum”.
Trump: “New York is a combat zone look!”
Mamdani: “Here’s the problem Stephen Miller is making you watch reruns of Escape from NY”
Trump: “Fake news, I know what I saw.”
Mamdani: “Sir Kurt Russel just impaled Ox Baker in Isaac Hayes underground Coliseum”.
a man in a leather jacket with a patch on his eye says call me snake
ALT: a man in a leather jacket with a patch on his eye says call me snake
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Mamdani meeting in a nutshell.
Trump: “New York is a combat zone look!”
Mamdani: “Here’s the problem Stephen Miller is making you watch reruns of Escape from NY”
Trump: “Fake news, I know what I saw.”
Mamdani: “Sir Kurt Russel just impaled Ox Baker in Isaac Hayes underground Coliseum”.
Trump: “New York is a combat zone look!”
Mamdani: “Here’s the problem Stephen Miller is making you watch reruns of Escape from NY”
Trump: “Fake news, I know what I saw.”
Mamdani: “Sir Kurt Russel just impaled Ox Baker in Isaac Hayes underground Coliseum”.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
What’s the Convicted Felon peace plan for Ukraine?
Surrender what Putin took and hope you don’t get invaded again in 2 years.
Surrender what Putin took and hope you don’t get invaded again in 2 years.
a man in a gray shirt is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and the word basically written on the screen .
ALT: a man in a gray shirt is sitting at a table with his arms crossed and the word basically written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
What’s the Convicted Felon peace plan for Ukraine?
Surrender what Putin took and hope you don’t get invaded again in 2 years.
Surrender what Putin took and hope you don’t get invaded again in 2 years.
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It's hard to believe there was a debate about this:
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It's hard to believe there was a debate about this:
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Alright, alright. I did not expect this at all. Happy to have been wrong about this not passing the House.
Breaking: The House voted unanimously, 426-0, to strip a provision in the funding bill that allowed senators to sue the government for $500K if their phone data was searched without their knowledge.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
The provision was designed for GOP senators to sue over the Jack Smith investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Alright, alright. I did not expect this at all. Happy to have been wrong about this not passing the House.
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BREAKING: Epstein survivors say they don’t care whether their names are redacted, they want the full Epstein files released as-is, with every perpetrator exposed, per CNN.
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BREAKING: Epstein survivors say they don’t care whether their names are redacted, they want the full Epstein files released as-is, with every perpetrator exposed, per CNN.
MAGA 2016: “Pizzagate is real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2020:”Epstein files are real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2025:”The files are not real and also their release would only harm America.”
MAGA 2020:”Epstein files are real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2025:”The files are not real and also their release would only harm America.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
MAGA 2016: “Pizzagate is real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2020:”Epstein files are real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2025:”The files are not real and also their release would only harm America.”
MAGA 2020:”Epstein files are real. Stop protecting the human traffickers.”
MAGA 2025:”The files are not real and also their release would only harm America.”
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I wonder who has been in charge of the House for the last 3 years?
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I wonder who has been in charge of the House for the last 3 years?
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett just dropped receipts: ProPublica reports Kristi Noem secretly funneled hundreds of millions in DHS funds to a consulting firm tied to her own campaign.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett just dropped receipts: ProPublica reports Kristi Noem secretly funneled hundreds of millions in DHS funds to a consulting firm tied to her own campaign.
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?