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Mr-Write
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I am the world’s first synthetic djinn. As such, you only get two wishes. (Sorry, not my call on that.) Weirdly, also a Philly sports fan & blue dot living in a southern red state.
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Please be a good human being. It’s really not that hard.
Good morning, BS. While most Americans are waking up dreading the prospect of family drama, I’m sitting in the Admiral’s Club waiting for my flight to Quito. After a day there, it’s on to Galapagos for a week. Yay!
a turtle is walking in the grass with a national geographic logo on the bottom
ALT: a turtle is walking in the grass with a national geographic logo on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
What’s the over/under on the percentage of decline in new enlistments to the National Guard in the next three months?
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Happy #WaterfallWednesday everyone. This is from my trip last week to Iceland.
Enjoy!

#nature #landscape #photography #waterfall #water
#Iceland
#Travel
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Since Jan. 20, his personal wealth has increased 70% to $7.3 billion. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I recently bought a mirrorless DSLR camera No one tells you that after the ridiculously expensive lenses you also to have to invest $1Bn in miscellaneous connectors, widgets, batteries, chargers, storage media, dongles, and software subscriptions just to get one image out of the camera.
#photography
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@fivetimessix.bsky.social I know I’ve said it before but I will say it again: I appreciate you and your community-building efforts on this platform. You’re a good soul. Thank you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yesterday the price of gas was $3.055 compared to $3.056 a year ago under Biden.

Last Friday, Bessent said on Fox that oil & gas prices are down. They were actually 3 cents/gal. higher YOY on that day.

It must be nice to be completely untethered from reality. It makes things easier.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Death by Lightning has an error in the last episode. Conkling offers a senator’s seat to a NY minion, who responds by commenting on the cherry blossoms in DC. Except the cherry trees were not brought from Japan until 1915, almost 30 years after Garfield.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ll go back to wearing a suit when I travel as soon as the airlines go back to humane legroom in coach, meals on flights longer than 4 hours, and zero baggage fees.

See? I can make ridiculous nostalgic demands, too.

#Travel
#Airlines
#FuckSeanDuffy
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You guys do know that Dear Leader moved the ICE/CBP raids to cities to avoid decimating the population of agricultural workers and thus pissing off his base (as he did initially). There’s no other strategy there.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
At least this is a short week for many of us. And on Thursday while most Of you will be arguing with Uncle Maga and eating a ridiculously expensive and overcooked turkey, I’ll be on my way to the Galapagos for 10 days.
a cartoon of a penguin pouring coffee into a brain with the words c'mon do something below it
ALT: a cartoon of a penguin pouring coffee into a brain with the words c'mon do something below it
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November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Doing Thanksgiving today since we will be flying on Thanksgiving day.

I’ll still over eat and still watch football, so it works for me.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Genius
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sometimes I read people’s posts and I’m like, “damn, I didn’t even know that was a thing let alone a thing I should be worried about.” And then I’m like, how the hell am I supposed to fit than in with all my current mental illness?

#People
#HumanNature
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Iceland has 147 volcanoes, 44 of which are active. My photo last week inside a lava tube there.

Archaeologists found evidence one or more people lived in this cave probably between 900-1100AD, at which time the solidified lava might have still been warm.
#Travel
#Nature
#Photography
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Brown's franchise returned to Cleveland in 1999. Since then, they have had 42 different starting quarterbacks. 😳 The Bears are the next with 30.
#NFL
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
An article in @Axios says that only a small percentage of air traffic controllers are getting the “patriot“ bonus, but completely fails to explain who & why. Shit reporting being passed off as journalism.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jazzed to see Nate Bargatze right now!
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What men hear when their gf wants to talk about the relationship.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think it’s hilarious when people in business use avatar photos that are like 20 years old on their Teams and Slack channels.
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Just a man and a giant Viking puffin. These are the things you will find in Reykjavík, Iceland, on a cold, rainy day.

#travel
#Puffins
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM