Those were locations. *Were.* They haven't been called that for millennia. But I like Sylva. Gods forbid I live in Astrell. Too crowded and too noisy. :-/

Golly, if I'm a bitch what does that make you. Your bark is louder than a terrier that shakes in the cold. No part of you screams heterosexual.

Fuck, what is it called? Castletown? Isle of Man? Any of this ring a fucking bell to you? >:-/

...Please explain what you mean, "because you are straight." From what I can see here isn't a straight thing about you. Even your hair is curly. LOL!

Big Ben? The hell is that?

Okay, you're...Definitely out of it. Atlamillia is a planet, like Jupiter or Neptune. It used to be called Earth, I guess. I think I'm still in Sylva. Don't compare me to the bastards in Astrell. If you're really from thousands of years in the past, that would be...

How would I know!? What do you have in your world, right now? Show me something that hasn't been eaten alive by age, time traveler!

It, isn't a...Hm. I guess, it is. Oh well, doesn't matter.

Who...Decided to curse you so you couldn't say things like f-g? Who did you piss off like that?

I have nothing better to do.

I don't think I can. I think I tapped into some sort of security camera footage? I've been watching him when I'm bored. LOL.

...Golly, it does. What the hell? Are you part of some themed faire? Showing new old era artifacts?? Can I see more?

I, don't want to talk about it! I said I wouldn't talk about it! It's nothing you would understand!

Did. Did it censor you again? Is this part of your curse?

"A few thousand?? You're already a lot older than anything on this planet will ever be, little kitty."

...

[He sighs.]

"Have you been having fun learning? Is the outside world treating you well?"

If that's what you want. If it'll stop you from nagging me.

I'm fine and safe. I'm being taken care of. I don't know how to get that through your head.

I'll talk to the doctor. I'll see if he can switch this medication.

I don't want to talk about it. It isn't safe to.

...

I don't think they'd make it past the front door.

He says they aren't equipped for my condition. I believe him. What else am I to do?

Not like we can leave anyway. Said I need to get better before I even think about setting foot outside.

Why would they go through all that trouble? The Doctor says whatever is wrong with me, the main hospital isn't trained to take care of it.

And I'm telling you, it isn't abandoned. I'm here. I'm a patient. I'm looking at the hospital with my own two eyes.

Maybe your records are wrong, then.

It's where I've always been. It's the only hospital that will take me.

It isn't abandoned. There's power. There's doctors. There's a nurse.

It's where I've been my whole life. Take it or leave it.

You can leave this chat room if you think I'm lying.

[He covers his mouth to hold back a little chuckle, petting the creature for sometime before moving his hands back to respond.]

"It is always good to have other options, and learning can be good I believe. You don't have to grow up right away, yes?"

"What have you learned so far?"