I'm originally from New Mexico, so for Christmas dinner instead of a big bird or a roast, we make red or green chile enchiladas, and no matter how many times my MIL makes fun of us for it, I will never be convinced that it's the wrong choice! Cook what brings you joy, always!

I have tasted
the sandwich
that was lobbed
at my bulletproof vest

and which
you probably spent
your hard-earned
money on

forgive me
it smelled delicious
so onion-y
so mustard-y

I feel sorry for his constituents because the Speaker literally "doesn't know" anything he is asked. Ever.