Accidentally checked in on Chicago Mayor candidate 2019/2023/2027
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Accidentally checked in on Chicago Mayor candidate 2019/2023/2027
Thrilled to be middle aged and learn about Clairo through @sanders.senate.gov as opposed to being a teen in the desert learning about Bernie
April 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Thrilled to be middle aged and learn about Clairo through @sanders.senate.gov as opposed to being a teen in the desert learning about Bernie
Wishful thinking that @carlosrosa.bsky.social will make the park district class sign up less brutal
March 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Wishful thinking that @carlosrosa.bsky.social will make the park district class sign up less brutal
If there are two adults at the playground wearing different Jurassic Park shirts do they acknowledge eachother?
March 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If there are two adults at the playground wearing different Jurassic Park shirts do they acknowledge eachother?
What if they have the same first & last name 🫣🫣
February 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What if they have the same first & last name 🫣🫣
They are going to start doing pajama day and favorite sports jersey day
February 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They are going to start doing pajama day and favorite sports jersey day
J.P. Graziano having the Shen Yun poster hanging in their window is the true Chicago Gold Standard
January 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
J.P. Graziano having the Shen Yun poster hanging in their window is the true Chicago Gold Standard
Spam texts entering into a new era:
Motivational
Motivational
January 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spam texts entering into a new era:
Motivational
Motivational
Time to close by ‘best of 2022’ tab and attempt to find new music in my ‘best of 2023’ tab
January 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Time to close by ‘best of 2022’ tab and attempt to find new music in my ‘best of 2023’ tab
Waiting for the Blue Line train should never be longer than one Bluey episode
December 2, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Waiting for the Blue Line train should never be longer than one Bluey episode
This generation will never understand the art of filling up the ice cube tray
October 19, 2024 at 1:31 AM
This generation will never understand the art of filling up the ice cube tray
Cardi B went on Instagram Live and she started being like ‘This man is so dumb’ and I thought she was talking about Eric Adams, unfortunately it seems to be about Offset
September 26, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Cardi B went on Instagram Live and she started being like ‘This man is so dumb’ and I thought she was talking about Eric Adams, unfortunately it seems to be about Offset
I saw ‘OPE MY B’ today
Today I saw three personalized license plates: SORROW, BABEL, and SHOPPING
April 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I saw ‘OPE MY B’ today
Started a new 2024 initiative in the house called ‘At Least One Clean Surface’. Where one surface in our household is clean.
Stay tuned for 2025 expansions
Stay tuned for 2025 expansions
January 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Started a new 2024 initiative in the house called ‘At Least One Clean Surface’. Where one surface in our household is clean.
Stay tuned for 2025 expansions
Stay tuned for 2025 expansions
If phishers were really trying to scam me this is how to do it
December 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
If phishers were really trying to scam me this is how to do it
Getting into the holiday spirit my cramming my child’s days old gingerbread house into the compost hoping she doesn’t notice it’s missing
December 20, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Getting into the holiday spirit my cramming my child’s days old gingerbread house into the compost hoping she doesn’t notice it’s missing
Embracing the expunk/parent lifestyle by selling records and packaging them in cut up diaper boxes
December 16, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Embracing the expunk/parent lifestyle by selling records and packaging them in cut up diaper boxes
The masculine urge to go into a store and not get a basket or cart and choose to haphazardly carry too much in your arms
December 14, 2023 at 1:49 AM
The masculine urge to go into a store and not get a basket or cart and choose to haphazardly carry too much in your arms