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Allison
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Pork chop
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It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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well you know what, three years ago today I ran eleven and a half miles at a pace of 10:00/mi and today I ran two miles in half mile increments with two minute walking breaks but I share this for anybody who's climbing back up a hill they already climbed once. we'll get there & it'll feel good
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I lost my contact in my eye and boy howdy does this suck real bad
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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pile of Mareep
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sunday morning is apparently hot tattooed bitch hours at my gym. Hell yeah.
March 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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our Mother she hungers
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Please friends. The star wars joke was last night. Now the wars are over. The stars won. They are giant masses of plasma and they beat us fair and square. We have to stop living in the past
March 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This particular interaction never gets old:

"Your baby is so cute! She looks just like you!."
February 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This week's babyhelmet sticker lineup
February 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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mood
February 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There's so much stuff you can't have while you're breastfeeding. I'm so grateful to be able to take cold medication rn because while Ramona got her first several illnesses I just had to weather through it with ibuprofen and stubbornness.
February 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gym bathroom flex
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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look at this old hoot-hoot
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is there a real reason we cut the butthole off of garlic before we use a clove?
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It's been 33 hours since my last pump. I'd been planning to slowly scale down my milk production, but once I'd gotten down to twice a day I impulsively decided to stop altogether.

My boobs hurt.
February 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I'm no prude but I do feel as though the person smoking a joint in front of me in traffic at 8am might be living mas a little too hard
February 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I googled 'can babies have ranch dressing' today, so that's where I'm at in life.
February 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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This is weird! I don’t want politicians to be my friend, I just want healthcare
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM