Mikey
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Something about ketchup that comes from a packet that excites me.
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Something about ketchup that comes from a packet that excites me.
My brain is so broken that when Alex Warren was performing at the Grammy’s I thought “it’s the song from the Reminders of Him trailer!”
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My brain is so broken that when Alex Warren was performing at the Grammy’s I thought “it’s the song from the Reminders of Him trailer!”
Ok Jessie Buckley, what’s your speech gonna be
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Ok Jessie Buckley, what’s your speech gonna be
Some new movie is out? Starring an AI actress??? It’s called MELANIA??????
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Some new movie is out? Starring an AI actress??? It’s called MELANIA??????
*Frozen Ghost voice*
“I’m cold.”
“I’m cold.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
*Frozen Ghost voice*
“I’m cold.”
“I’m cold.”
Live feed from the Board of Peace
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Live feed from the Board of Peace
Anyone re-editing the trailer for Song Sung Blue with footage from Saving Silverman?
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Anyone re-editing the trailer for Song Sung Blue with footage from Saving Silverman?
Move over Susan Lucci, you’ve been replaced with Dianne Warren
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Move over Susan Lucci, you’ve been replaced with Dianne Warren
This is Park Chan-wook erasure
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
This is Park Chan-wook erasure
Oh? Is there a Mrs. Beast?
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Oh? Is there a Mrs. Beast?
Shit. I’m already down $5000 on my Golden Globes picks on Polymarket
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Shit. I’m already down $5000 on my Golden Globes picks on Polymarket
Very happy the unhinged T-Mobile ads with Zoe Salaña, Druski and Jeff Bridges are still playing after the holidays
January 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Very happy the unhinged T-Mobile ads with Zoe Salaña, Druski and Jeff Bridges are still playing after the holidays
Can’t decide which one to buy
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Can’t decide which one to buy
If I had to guess what this image was promoting I’d say “90’s Anne Rice Vampire Adaptation”
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
If I had to guess what this image was promoting I’d say “90’s Anne Rice Vampire Adaptation”
Being humbled at work by having to create emails that work across different mail clients without any sort of templating/design service.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Being humbled at work by having to create emails that work across different mail clients without any sort of templating/design service.
Remind me what happened after the US captured Saddam Hussein? Everything worked out perfectly there, right?
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Remind me what happened after the US captured Saddam Hussein? Everything worked out perfectly there, right?
Between Noah & The Whale in Superman and Wolf Parade in Heated rivalry, it seems the time has finally come to those of us with Rdio subscriptions in the early 2010’s
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Between Noah & The Whale in Superman and Wolf Parade in Heated rivalry, it seems the time has finally come to those of us with Rdio subscriptions in the early 2010’s
As is tradition, when the clock strikes midnight, cover yourself in a blanket and eat 12 Chicken McNuggets for good luck. Sauces are optional.
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
As is tradition, when the clock strikes midnight, cover yourself in a blanket and eat 12 Chicken McNuggets for good luck. Sauces are optional.
Google Translate is making up words. “Snooms”???
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Google Translate is making up words. “Snooms”???
Toruk Makto < Lisan al-Gaib
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Toruk Makto < Lisan al-Gaib
And here I thought the Sony PS store had some integrity
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And here I thought the Sony PS store had some integrity
TikTok is so weird. A video of a guy making a pool trick shot came up and I went from “Oh let’s watch this” to “No! click away now! Before your entire feed turns into pool videos!”
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
TikTok is so weird. A video of a guy making a pool trick shot came up and I went from “Oh let’s watch this” to “No! click away now! Before your entire feed turns into pool videos!”
How will I know how much money I spent on my utilities without an LADWP Wrapped?
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How will I know how much money I spent on my utilities without an LADWP Wrapped?
Avatar Fire & Ash getting a Box Office Achievement nomination before its first box office receipts have returned is sus
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Avatar Fire & Ash getting a Box Office Achievement nomination before its first box office receipts have returned is sus