Sitcom schlub style: Yeah I've got a session later but honestly I only show up for the pizza and wings

I have many thoughts and feelings about a variety of possible scenarios here that I'll refrain from voicing but let it be known that I have challenged him to a mortal duel many times and his lack of response speaks to depths of cowardice from a man who claims to be a powerful machismo icon

Oh, not a comment on format or anything. This is a starter deck though, they're actively teaming them up lmao

I work in a card shop and when I saw this come in I was like "no way they made my boy work with a fucking cop"

god I forgot my internet handle for a couple years was "FuckTheNapkin"

Like Hag ability except you can always see the dummies and they don't jumpscare you unless they're real?

if I had a time machine there's lots of things I would do but one of them would be transing my gender as early as possible damn

same but just for lack of game

I feel very This Guy about them, so mood.

belly become mozzarella stick?

Reshaping your flesh into the shape you desire is imperative! Become you! Whatever that means!

some of us don't conform to gender norms and we're here to give everyone else a swirly and also hail satan and there's nothing the normative peeps can do about it >:3

Sudden urge to play bongos

Yooooooo I need some Big Sleeves like that >.>

I just hope it has time to exist and isn't overshadowed a week before release by a spammed hype train of NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BLORBOS! VOLUME 27

but we don't get block releases so I know it's gonna have an inconsequential plot about how Jace's adopted furry child learned to say a bad word

I'm constantly bewildered that people actually interact with any of his... content?

youtu.be/mKM0P9gWx7k?...