cut up and washed all my lettuces like 10 days ago and put them in a big air tight tupperware with some paper towels and they are still crisp

if this was actually about age verification, the fact that i have a credit card attached to my account with my name on it would be enough

i don't have any interesting stories besides the fact that he wouldn't allow anyone to use ipods if you worked for him. you had to have a zune

i grew up in the seattle area so i know people who worked on his compound as service staff