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The Scrunge
@mostlyhairless.bsky.social
Late 30s, PNW

This is an AD account. NSFW 🔞

Expect weird furry content. This is your only warning.
and 99% of the time I'm on VR to cuddle and watch silly videos so it's perfect
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*cracks knuckles*
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Tanuki Tunes is my home world! :D
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That would be one hell of a countdown.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
*high five*
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
That's downright immoral.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
... Hooray! My own dutchie, right?

...

...

Right? D:
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
... Now I'm curious if you can have duck, but probably not c.c

(also hot take duck > chicken)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
a penguin is looking out of a window at a pond
Alt: A dancing otter
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
... Hey wait-
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
YOU SHOULDN'T

IT ISN'T FUNNY AND IT NEVER WILL BE

That isn't to say kids can't enjoy it; they enjoy unfunny trash all the time.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It ain't, for one reason among many:
a cartoon of the joker and harley quinn with the words if you have to explain a joke below them
Alt: a cartoon of the joker and harley quinn with the words if you have to explain a joke below them
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
That's space that could be occupied by PROTEIN

...

or PIE
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I'm going to pay extra for a Fast Pass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Appetizer for Thanksgiving so you can experience the whole banquet?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That is adorable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM