Alex Sramek
mostlydiff.bsky.social
Alex Sramek
@mostlydiff.bsky.social
NYC. Transit, tech comm, other things.

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https://www.howdoyou.guide
The windows will protect you from seeing New Jersey!
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Pretty much any idea from AI is just something someone said on reddit, repackaged. The ideas are already out there.
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Looks like a pointy skateboard with a wizard staff lying across the top. Which is of course the kind of thing you embroider over the front of a button-up vest.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Not including the local homegrown option in the process is just vile. You did everything right.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What if helicopters but more.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh amazing! 🥰🥰🥰
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don't care.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Old Joke:

Engineer (or Scientist), at a hotel, wakes up at 2am. Trash can is on fire. Gets water from the bathroom, puts out fire.

Next night, wakes up at 2am. Trash can is on fire. Thinks about the water, realizes he's solved this problem before, goes to sleep, burns to death.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Get ICE out of your neighborhood using this one simple trick...
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Will do, thanks!
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
App also sent me to the wrong stop and I watched my bus go past.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Also an announcement underground recommends you use the app. There is no signal underground.
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I once got rejected in under an hour in the middle of the night on Saturday.

While it's possible someone on the recruiting team is burning the midnight oil, it left a bad taste.
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"I think you mean ventilation duct or security camera."

"Oh that's right, thanks ChatGPT! What are the credentials for someone who wants to install a ventilation duct or security camera?"

"Each of those has different credentials. For a security camera....."
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Or with a screwdriver and a ladder.

Dear ChatGPT, I need to install a new ventilation camera in the server closet.
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM