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He is really cooking today damn

Zacks really come out swinging today lol fair play

Not just the wrong one but a carefully crafted worst possible choice. He sent 1 (ONE) soldier for his solidarity show for Greenland, thereby managing to piss off Trump, piss of Europe, and look like a coward fuck at home. Well played yet again!

That one chap that got sent to Greenland rn:

They’ve basically discovered the concept of elasticity of demand from first principles, and to be completely fair to them, if you go back and read the first attempts to explain eg logarithms or calculus, it makes about as much sense

Not beating the sedentary empire allegations

So we’ve all preemptively written off the UK here right

We’re watching a slow vindication of all the “crazy” and “wasteful” programs to maintain independence. The French and North Korean nuclear programmes are also examples, or of course the French and Chinese payments infrastructures.

Oh phew I was getting worried

In case anyone’s wondering, the Financial Times supported Mussolini, too

It’s a stupid defence anyway. Government ministers have to prepare for and be able to discuss hypotheticals all the time. Covid pandemic being a really obvious recent example.

If a government minister is unwilling to contemplate and discuss hypothetical situations then they are not fit for the job

Yep. Deafening silence from the five eyes allies. They’ve no clue what to say lol.

The regime no longer pretends there are any higher ideals at play and these losers hope if they do the work for them they’ll get noticed

It’s just naked imperial aggression. Mask off colonialism. Awful.

No I think that’s too specific. We need something vaguer. Only way we’ll solve this mystery.

Somehow, liberation theology returned

Voters will do the same thing they do every election.

Fall for it again.

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Either didn’t consider that substack may have a different audience, or did consider it, but the habits are now too ingrained.