If you’re done with Eric Adams, next you should look into Dallas mayor Eric Johnson. Peter will lose his fucking mind over this guy. He’s probably writing a book about how to be an opportunistic scumbag Uncle Tom for you to cover anyway.

P.S. I am completely serious and also not a murderer.

Hi Hank! I am driving Dallas to Denver on Sunday & Monday. If you can’t get a flight home due to the shutdown, I can at least get you halfway if you can get yourself to Dallas. Let me know if I can help!

Oh, you're fancy! My scammers just ask if I'm working or taking today off. They know I'm plebeian.

This is the PERFECT opportunity to have him say little facts about tuberculosis in between his cute bean-isms. Or the John Bean *only* says TB facts. I would literally pay extra for that.

cc: @hankgreen.bsky.social

Here is Bean Green’s room. Also, can there be an option to remove decor after it has been placed?

okay but what if I wasn't sure whether that was you or not that I talked to at the Plano EITB event?

I preordered AND will end up with another copy from the Plano event next week. I may drop one off at Ted Cruz’s office if you want to add any special notes…

I hate knowing Canada is mad at me for something I didn't do

Thank you from Texas. Those of us in the cities are being held hostage by gerrymandering, suburban NIMBYs, and overrepresented rural red counties.

Probably safest to go ahead and do both.