Since I had baked a loaf of bread in anticipation of leftovers, I mourned the loss of turkey that evening

We do use student eval scores (among many other things) in T&P decisions. I was thinking the opposite, by releasing this guidance now any faculty who DOESN'T change their final (to value 🎓over 🏈) will now be blasted in their student evals. And faculty have to decide before evals close...

Look, I get being a fan. This is me at the 2010 National Championship game. Despite winning on a weeknight, Duke did not cancel classes. I know because I had get someone to fill in as a TA because I was in Indianapolis. Nobody asked the faculty to pretty please let academics take a back seat.

Wahlund Effect Wednesdays?

Use an LLM to write a proposal about using AI in the classroom, get the money, use it to take students to do field work instead?

Maybe i’d be ok with higher APC if I knew where the money went. The current system relies on thousands of hours of unpaid labor in service of multibillion dollar corporations which is not better.

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brb writing a dichotmous key for types of power plants

So it's a lecture about peas, then?