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Ah shit. Here we go again

#MuffinClub
A close up of a blueberry muffin.
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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That's a success!
The inside of my curry pretzel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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They look alright. Haven't tried one yet.
Eight "curry pretzels" cooling on a rack.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Some good bass lines on New Wave Vaudeville by Skinner released earlier this year.
The cover art for New Wave Vaudeville by Skinner.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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DRINK!
The son of a toolmaker who grew up in a pebble-dash semi in Surrey is often described as “ordinary” but his
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
moschops.bsky.social
I'll go with "inspired by" rather than "straight up nicked".
How did you arrive at the name Will.i.am? I liked playing with words. I noticed that my name was a sentence, meaning one with will, who is strong-willed. And so I called my mom and said, “Hey, Mom, do you mind if I call myself Will.i.am?” She was like: “Whaaa? You’re crazy.” She was cool with it. Your name sounds like Sam-I-Am, from Dr. Seuss. And I eat green eggs and ham! If you would ask my mom what books I liked growing up, I liked Dr. Seuss. I like “emerge” and “see.”
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Adding alt text because this sort of good fun thread should be open to everyone
You are the mayor of a mid-size Chinese industrial city. Consider four offers. Collude in your subordinates' neglect of fire regulations at factories in return for a kickback in the bribes paid by local entrepreneurs. Turn a blind eye to organized crime in return for a share of their extortion of street-level businesspeople. Have a businessman fly you and several of your subordinates, along with your wives, to five-star hotels in Paris for a week, paying all expenses and shopping costs, in return for a permit to open a large fish market. Provide tax rebates for a large provincial milk formula provider to open a factory in your city, boosting local GDP.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Of course I'm in the top 1%.
My yearly music thingy showing i was in the top 1% of listeners to Been Stellar.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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The same word cloud with "twenty," "eight" and "eggs" circled in red.
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The bonsai chat has broken containment. Just got this at the start of a YouTube video. The woman seemed very friendly, mind.
A YouTube advert for Bonsai Direct.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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An image of somebody looking at a computer screen. They are wearing glasses and we can see in the reflection of the glasses their computer screen and it was a document open that says "BITCH WHAT THE FUCK" on the document.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Icing was too thick, but fuck it. First time I've made them. They'll do.
Some pfeffernüsse on a cooling rack.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Found this:
September 2025 BDS image with various companies listed. Priority boycotts: Chevron, hp, carrefour, Xbox, Disney, reebok, caltex, texaco, axa, intel, dell, teva, relax Pressure targets: Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Expedia, Siemens, airbnb, booking.com, Cisco Organic boycotts: McDonald's, coca Cola, domino's, pizza hut, papa johns, burger king, wine, zara
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Our kid just told me my new mug is a "cuck mug".
A light green mug with black coffee inside. It's curved, so the base is smaller than the top, and the outside has crenellations running down the height of it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The Time Traveller's Elbow.
Skubal had Tommy John surgery in 2017, causing him to miss part of the 2016 season
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I don't call them boat people. I call them...
A picture of a sea devil from doctor who. I've included this here for the dumb yank troll I'm replying to, as much as for visually impaired people.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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First loaf before and after baking. I could maybe have left it in a bit longer to darken up a bit more.
An unbaked sourdough loaf next to an orange casserole pot, about to go in the oven. A freshly baked sourdough loaf.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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You really should use alt text
"Agree to disagree" is reserved for things like "I don't like coffee." NOT racism, homophobia, sexism. Not basic common decency. Not human rights. Not the right to be treated equally regardless of race, religion, color, creed or sexual orientation. We do not have a difference of opinion. We have a difference in morality.
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Ready to scoop into the baskets or whatever they're called.
Two balls of dough and two floured baskets. The balls of dough flipped into the baskets. The baskets with dough in, covered with their knickers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Turned the dough out onto a floured surface.

Split it into two and then made the two parts into balls.
The big mass of dough on a floured work surface. The dough split into two. It still looks ragged. The two bits of dough all balled up.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Puffed up some. Time to start making the dough into loaves.
The dough after about three hours. It's fairly puffy and looks soft and airy.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
moschops.bsky.social
Got some spice mix for my curry.
Some spices and what appears to be too much salt.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Three sets of stretch and folds done. And now we wait.
The dough actually looking like dough now. Fairly smooth, but perhaps denser than one might expect.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Salt added with some more water. And now we wait.
Slightly moister dough.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM