Jacob Ritter
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Jacob Ritter
@mornscreek.bsky.social
Information broker, gun hexer, visionary. Resident Zeitgeist at the firm of Eye, Heart, and Pyramid. Herald of the nameless days. #SWLRP
I feel like I should brush up on my pole vaulting skills so I can stay on the rocks.

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November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The vibe in the club RN

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November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Over at the Sketch Gallery in Mayfair. I'm almost positive this room was specifically designed for vampire bar fights. Whole place looks like Picasso threw up on it.

Credit to @lululavigne.bsky.social , though. Cocktails are worth the price.

#swlrp
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is alien abduction country if I've ever seen it. Fire in the sky, Hopkinsville goblin type shit. There's also only, like, five places in the entire town that get a signal.

Beam me up, I guess.

#SWLRP
August 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ok, I know I was just giving them shit for being cliche like two minutes ago, but if this thing doesn't start cackling maniacally before I finish my breakfast I'm gonna be extremely disappointed.

#SWLRP
August 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Honestly, there are worse ways I could be spending my time.

#SWLRP
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
🎶Got no time for spreadin' roots
The time has come to be gone
Though our health, we drank a thousand times
It's time to ramble on. 🎶

#SWLRP
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Or do. I'm not your dad.

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August 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Late lunch at the Ledbury. Venison's to die for. Company ain't bad, either.

#SWLRP
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
August 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
British cooking usually gets a bad wrap, but the truth is, you just need to know where to look.

A bottomless bank account helps, to be fair. Have to pop into The Bar Below next and sample the offerings.

#SWLRP
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Friday night at the Monarch. Not a bad view from up here. Blue's buying.

#SWLRP
June 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Also, highly recommend the sea bass. That and being on blue's good side, but that goes without saying.

#SWLRP
June 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Late lunch at Jean-Georges, then off to slum it with QA for a few hours. If you're wondering if its about you, its not.

The person in question knows what they did. So do we, naturally.

#SWLRP
June 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Finally, somebody figured it out.

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June 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When that agent walks into your office. You know the one.
May 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Anything worth doing is worth doing is worth doing well.

#SWLRP
May 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You didn't think the Ginpachi Park bee project was the first one, did you?

When in doubt, use the music.
Let the music use you.

#SWLRP
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ugh, we get it. You vape.

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May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
May 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rainy night in New York; why not drop by PDT for some cocktails? Blue's buying.

#SWLRP
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
April 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The fact that there's now an 'Alex Jones doppelganger' conspiracy theory is the funniest fucking shit for a whole goddamned onion of reasons. The layers are superb.
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Yup. God's country.

Feel free to pick whichever one suits you. There's plenty of them out here. REALLY Old Country Buffet.

#SWLRP
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM