Moist Towelette
@morgulthedrelb.bsky.social
A friendly Drelb
I do not want followers. Nobody listens anyway you fools
I do not want followers. Nobody listens anyway you fools
Pinned
So in 2029, where should the American Nuremberg trials be held, Texas or Wisconsin?
pretty clear my sister is dying..
HR: 170
BP: 80/55
Sugar: 225
no stoking, yet.
good kid. tough life.
Kids with issues.
Life is a doorway
HR: 170
BP: 80/55
Sugar: 225
no stoking, yet.
good kid. tough life.
Kids with issues.
Life is a doorway
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
pretty clear my sister is dying..
HR: 170
BP: 80/55
Sugar: 225
no stoking, yet.
good kid. tough life.
Kids with issues.
Life is a doorway
HR: 170
BP: 80/55
Sugar: 225
no stoking, yet.
good kid. tough life.
Kids with issues.
Life is a doorway
I gave more solid eliminations every morning than Tom Holmon's appearance today on @facethenation.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I gave more solid eliminations every morning than Tom Holmon's appearance today on @facethenation.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@stephenathome.bsky.social
@vanhollen.senate.gov
@brianstack153.bsky.social
You know all the Epstein files are in the hands of the European press now, right?
not me.. my hands are clean
@stephenathome.bsky.social
@vanhollen.senate.gov
@brianstack153.bsky.social
You know all the Epstein files are in the hands of the European press now, right?
not me.. my hands are clean
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@stephenathome.bsky.social
@vanhollen.senate.gov
@brianstack153.bsky.social
You know all the Epstein files are in the hands of the European press now, right?
not me.. my hands are clean
@stephenathome.bsky.social
@vanhollen.senate.gov
@brianstack153.bsky.social
You know all the Epstein files are in the hands of the European press now, right?
not me.. my hands are clean
X and @elon doesn't like me anymore b/c I told the truth there.
Funny, considering Elon says Twitter/X is a platform for truth.
just like DJT - hypocrisy
Funny, considering Elon says Twitter/X is a platform for truth.
just like DJT - hypocrisy
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
X and @elon doesn't like me anymore b/c I told the truth there.
Funny, considering Elon says Twitter/X is a platform for truth.
just like DJT - hypocrisy
Funny, considering Elon says Twitter/X is a platform for truth.
just like DJT - hypocrisy
I've been banned on X to comment BECAUSE I SAID THE TRUTH, which Elon doesn't like, lol.
Funny how the mirror werks, mein heīr?
Funny how the mirror werks, mein heīr?
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I've been banned on X to comment BECAUSE I SAID THE TRUTH, which Elon doesn't like, lol.
Funny how the mirror werks, mein heīr?
Funny how the mirror werks, mein heīr?
You know I just woke up from a great dream this morning which was terrifying at first because it was Donald Trump, but his face wasn't orange - his suit was.
And he had a roommate named "bubba" who loved him very much
And he had a roommate named "bubba" who loved him very much
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
You know I just woke up from a great dream this morning which was terrifying at first because it was Donald Trump, but his face wasn't orange - his suit was.
And he had a roommate named "bubba" who loved him very much
And he had a roommate named "bubba" who loved him very much
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
a hotdog is a hotdog unless it is a hot dog - it is the space that matters
-zen
-zen
January 28, 2026 at 3:14 AM
a hotdog is a hotdog unless it is a hot dog - it is the space that matters
-zen
-zen
Call your senator or Congress person..
1 in 10,0000 counts.
SPEAK UP, SPEAK OUT.
Non-violent protest and free speech is GUARANTEED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Murdering a disarmed person rendering aid is just that : MURDER.
It is not protected by "qualified immunity", no matter what "dog killer" says
1 in 10,0000 counts.
SPEAK UP, SPEAK OUT.
Non-violent protest and free speech is GUARANTEED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Murdering a disarmed person rendering aid is just that : MURDER.
It is not protected by "qualified immunity", no matter what "dog killer" says
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Call your senator or Congress person..
1 in 10,0000 counts.
SPEAK UP, SPEAK OUT.
Non-violent protest and free speech is GUARANTEED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Murdering a disarmed person rendering aid is just that : MURDER.
It is not protected by "qualified immunity", no matter what "dog killer" says
1 in 10,0000 counts.
SPEAK UP, SPEAK OUT.
Non-violent protest and free speech is GUARANTEED BY THE FIRST AMENDMENT
Murdering a disarmed person rendering aid is just that : MURDER.
It is not protected by "qualified immunity", no matter what "dog killer" says
someday Danielle #HAIM or the real Emma Watson #emmawatson will reach out to me..
meh. a boy can hope
meh. a boy can hope
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM
someday Danielle #HAIM or the real Emma Watson #emmawatson will reach out to me..
meh. a boy can hope
meh. a boy can hope
Liberty Mutual: recent commercial "Meeting" between their acrir and another women who screw up the company name, redubbed it -
originally at the end she said "let's get some Kanoodles" and now it's "Kannolis".
The first is sexual, where the second is absolutely edible.
ROFLMAO 😂
#libertymutual
originally at the end she said "let's get some Kanoodles" and now it's "Kannolis".
The first is sexual, where the second is absolutely edible.
ROFLMAO 😂
#libertymutual
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Liberty Mutual: recent commercial "Meeting" between their acrir and another women who screw up the company name, redubbed it -
originally at the end she said "let's get some Kanoodles" and now it's "Kannolis".
The first is sexual, where the second is absolutely edible.
ROFLMAO 😂
#libertymutual
originally at the end she said "let's get some Kanoodles" and now it's "Kannolis".
The first is sexual, where the second is absolutely edible.
ROFLMAO 😂
#libertymutual
@taylorsheridan.bsky.social
You have a consciounce, I respect that greatly.
Cowboy ethics
Landman principles
You're been there.. respect your stories.. honest.
Want to be on the same Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert and you so I can shake your hand while looking you in the eye
You have a consciounce, I respect that greatly.
Cowboy ethics
Landman principles
You're been there.. respect your stories.. honest.
Want to be on the same Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert and you so I can shake your hand while looking you in the eye
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
@taylorsheridan.bsky.social
You have a consciounce, I respect that greatly.
Cowboy ethics
Landman principles
You're been there.. respect your stories.. honest.
Want to be on the same Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert and you so I can shake your hand while looking you in the eye
You have a consciounce, I respect that greatly.
Cowboy ethics
Landman principles
You're been there.. respect your stories.. honest.
Want to be on the same Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert and you so I can shake your hand while looking you in the eye
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
BRILLIANT interview w/ Jodi.. I love your "long form" interviews mon ami, ton français est excellent !
🙏💯👏
BRILLIANT interview w/ Jodi.. I love your "long form" interviews mon ami, ton français est excellent !
🙏💯👏
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
BRILLIANT interview w/ Jodi.. I love your "long form" interviews mon ami, ton français est excellent !
🙏💯👏
BRILLIANT interview w/ Jodi.. I love your "long form" interviews mon ami, ton français est excellent !
🙏💯👏
@jimmykimmel.com
you know, one of these nights you're actually going to have your best friend in and I'm going to
FREAK THE F OUT in laughter.
Good monologue tonight - cut to the bone
you know, one of these nights you're actually going to have your best friend in and I'm going to
FREAK THE F OUT in laughter.
Good monologue tonight - cut to the bone
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
@jimmykimmel.com
you know, one of these nights you're actually going to have your best friend in and I'm going to
FREAK THE F OUT in laughter.
Good monologue tonight - cut to the bone
you know, one of these nights you're actually going to have your best friend in and I'm going to
FREAK THE F OUT in laughter.
Good monologue tonight - cut to the bone
I had the Raven's by 3..
I'm beat the spread
😂
give me the questionnaire
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@brianstack153.bsky.social
@arieldumas.bsky.social
I'm beat the spread
😂
give me the questionnaire
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@brianstack153.bsky.social
@arieldumas.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I had the Raven's by 3..
I'm beat the spread
😂
give me the questionnaire
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@brianstack153.bsky.social
@arieldumas.bsky.social
I'm beat the spread
😂
give me the questionnaire
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@brianstack153.bsky.social
@arieldumas.bsky.social
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
... not screaming like the passengers in his car..
... not screaming like the passengers in his car..
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
... not screaming like the passengers in his car..
... not screaming like the passengers in his car..
time to stop 47 with the 25th
January 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
time to stop 47 with the 25th
Still not understanding while I'm not allowed to cross peoples property lines to steal my neighbors stuff, kill his dog, rape his 14yo daughter and fake an election
somebody help me with this
somebody help me with this
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Still not understanding while I'm not allowed to cross peoples property lines to steal my neighbors stuff, kill his dog, rape his 14yo daughter and fake an election
somebody help me with this
somebody help me with this
December 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I don't care if a certain writer has blocked me here and on X, but I wanted to know that a Super Fan loves Ariel, Jay, bs and SC & staff. Apologies for the unannounced gifts
May you all be happy and prosperous in the coming year and KEEP STANDING UP against stupidity
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
May you all be happy and prosperous in the coming year and KEEP STANDING UP against stupidity
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't care if a certain writer has blocked me here and on X, but I wanted to know that a Super Fan loves Ariel, Jay, bs and SC & staff. Apologies for the unannounced gifts
May you all be happy and prosperous in the coming year and KEEP STANDING UP against stupidity
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
May you all be happy and prosperous in the coming year and KEEP STANDING UP against stupidity
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watched Humpty Dumbty speak last night... Rambling, angry rage from a CLEARLY deranged mind.
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Watched Humpty Dumbty speak last night... Rambling, angry rage from a CLEARLY deranged mind.