Pete Mortensen
@morepete.xyz
Pete. But more. Co-Creator of the DETMER QB Metric. https://sickoscommittee.substack.com/p/the-sickos-committee-presents-detmer
Spiritually, he has never started a sentence without the clause “To be sure,”
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Spiritually, he has never started a sentence without the clause “To be sure,”
Meanwhile the Yahoo cfb podcast is just torching the idiots in the Big Ten pushing this deal. Godfrey is saying Michigan is completely right about this. Godfrey!
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Meanwhile the Yahoo cfb podcast is just torching the idiots in the Big Ten pushing this deal. Godfrey is saying Michigan is completely right about this. Godfrey!
And on top of that has a voice so incredible recording technology can’t replicate how it sounds in real life. She’s the best.
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
And on top of that has a voice so incredible recording technology can’t replicate how it sounds in real life. She’s the best.
It's time for some game theory
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's time for some game theory
This might be the deepest Michigan team since...1989?
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This might be the deepest Michigan team since...1989?
Now he’s gonna fondue a cheddar
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Now he’s gonna fondue a cheddar
As one of her potential constituents, I'm just relieved she's not running for Nancy's seat. State senate is a decent place to have the damage contained her.
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
As one of her potential constituents, I'm just relieved she's not running for Nancy's seat. State senate is a decent place to have the damage contained her.
OK, but I'm dying to know which bad books he's pretending he read.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
OK, but I'm dying to know which bad books he's pretending he read.
Kafka is my favorite Northwestern QB ever, entirely because everything he did was huge. Success, failure, he was just out there slinging it. The Outback Bowl performance was the actual inspiration for the DETMER rating. He just needed one more TD pass to set a score that would never be topped.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Kafka is my favorite Northwestern QB ever, entirely because everything he did was huge. Success, failure, he was just out there slinging it. The Outback Bowl performance was the actual inspiration for the DETMER rating. He just needed one more TD pass to set a score that would never be topped.
Also had a rushing TD and 20 carries for 34 yards, which includes a lot of instances of being sacked.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Also had a rushing TD and 20 carries for 34 yards, which includes a lot of instances of being sacked.
The Phantom Island episode about it is pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Phantom Island episode about it is pretty good
That’s not Tina Smith
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That’s not Tina Smith
UK absolutely has first past the post
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
UK absolutely has first past the post
They’re at a similar end stage to what happened to the Whigs
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They’re at a similar end stage to what happened to the Whigs
“Why don’t you want to give away 10% of revenue forever for a one-time infusion of like a year’s revenue?”
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Why don’t you want to give away 10% of revenue forever for a one-time infusion of like a year’s revenue?”
Which is heartbreaking. She’s still awesome
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Which is heartbreaking. She’s still awesome
Hell yeah. No-responsibilities in the desert are the best.
November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hell yeah. No-responsibilities in the desert are the best.
I tend to think of OCD in terms of traveling forward and backward in time while my body stays in the present, quite distressed that I’m elsewhen
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I tend to think of OCD in terms of traveling forward and backward in time while my body stays in the present, quite distressed that I’m elsewhen
Never mind! But they apparently did this with the lineup card, because it was never announced and Sam Johnson still wore 80 tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Never mind! But they apparently did this with the lineup card, because it was never announced and Sam Johnson still wore 80 tonight.
80 is Huard’s normal number. Lots of players share numbers in college, they just can’t be on the field at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
80 is Huard’s normal number. Lots of players share numbers in college, they just can’t be on the field at the same time.
DeSean Jackson is gonna drag the Hornets to the playoffs
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
DeSean Jackson is gonna drag the Hornets to the playoffs
Oh god, what show is it? My specific type of OCD is absolutely never represented on TV, but it would help if anyone involved knew what obsessions and compulsions even are.
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh god, what show is it? My specific type of OCD is absolutely never represented on TV, but it would help if anyone involved knew what obsessions and compulsions even are.
I recommend complaining loudly about this in a support chat -- I got half a month for free as apology, which was enough to cover a month of Sling as a patch for ESPN.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I recommend complaining loudly about this in a support chat -- I got half a month for free as apology, which was enough to cover a month of Sling as a patch for ESPN.
Honestly, the much clearer stupidity is from the Tesla board and its investors to buy that any of this is ever going to happen.
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Honestly, the much clearer stupidity is from the Tesla board and its investors to buy that any of this is ever going to happen.