Mordecai Martin
@mordecaimartin.net
He/him. Writer. איבערטייטשער. Fifth generation New Yorker. Mad man and Psychiatric Survivor. Hairy AND over-share-y. MFA from Randolph College. http://www.MordecaiMartin.net. https://fartaytshtundfarbesert.substack.com/
Oh sorry, the joke here was not that you are describing me. Rather, my post was meant to be read as a sassy continuation of yours. Like, tag it on. It’s fun!
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh sorry, the joke here was not that you are describing me. Rather, my post was meant to be read as a sassy continuation of yours. Like, tag it on. It’s fun!
. . . But then again, that’s me 💅
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
. . . But then again, that’s me 💅
Josh we don’t know each other so well, possibly at all. I’m a fan of your comedy and we have some people in common. But I’ve had a few and I just wanna say? Listen man . . . I cherish you
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Josh we don’t know each other so well, possibly at all. I’m a fan of your comedy and we have some people in common. But I’ve had a few and I just wanna say? Listen man . . . I cherish you
An oldie but a goodie!
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
An oldie but a goodie!
I had so much trouble with this fucking gif joke, but I believe in seeing a thing through
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I had so much trouble with this fucking gif joke, but I believe in seeing a thing through
You to the entirety of Georgian literature just now
a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets
ALT: a man in a green shirt holds a stick and says all right then keep your secrets
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November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You to the entirety of Georgian literature just now
Sure but before you do that: what’s the piece about?
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sure but before you do that: what’s the piece about?
Antisemitism only serves Zionist interests to make this about us, either way. The focus should always be on Palestinians and their entitlement to make decisions for their own lives and people.
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Antisemitism only serves Zionist interests to make this about us, either way. The focus should always be on Palestinians and their entitlement to make decisions for their own lives and people.
An additional note here, since I mentioned Palestine at the beginning: encountering antisemitism in pro-Palestinian activism is disappointing and misguided, but it should never effect Jewish anti-Zionist’s steadfast deep and true solidarity with the Palestinian people. 7/
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
An additional note here, since I mentioned Palestine at the beginning: encountering antisemitism in pro-Palestinian activism is disappointing and misguided, but it should never effect Jewish anti-Zionist’s steadfast deep and true solidarity with the Palestinian people. 7/
White supremacy needs antisemitism of one form or another, it will always lead there. It will always hate Jews, either because of convoluted racial science or convoluted theology, depending on flavor. 6/
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
White supremacy needs antisemitism of one form or another, it will always lead there. It will always hate Jews, either because of convoluted racial science or convoluted theology, depending on flavor. 6/
A leftist antisemite makes himself and our cause seem small, stupid, and out of touch with reality, when it is in fact grand and our only hope.
Whereas in Right Wing spaces, Antisemitism, among other forms of racism and violence, is the natural outcome of that ideology. 5/
Whereas in Right Wing spaces, Antisemitism, among other forms of racism and violence, is the natural outcome of that ideology. 5/
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A leftist antisemite makes himself and our cause seem small, stupid, and out of touch with reality, when it is in fact grand and our only hope.
Whereas in Right Wing spaces, Antisemitism, among other forms of racism and violence, is the natural outcome of that ideology. 5/
Whereas in Right Wing spaces, Antisemitism, among other forms of racism and violence, is the natural outcome of that ideology. 5/
But it is never true that antisemitism is a FORM of leftism. That is, a leftist who is an antisemite is FAILING his ideals, incoherent, letting down the movement and ideology he and I ostensibly share, and more so, hurting the very people he’s trying to be in solidarity with. 4/
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
But it is never true that antisemitism is a FORM of leftism. That is, a leftist who is an antisemite is FAILING his ideals, incoherent, letting down the movement and ideology he and I ostensibly share, and more so, hurting the very people he’s trying to be in solidarity with. 4/
But it is true that I see antisemitism in leftist spaces at times. It’s even true sometimes that that antisemitism is a form of systemic violence. 3/
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
But it is true that I see antisemitism in leftist spaces at times. It’s even true sometimes that that antisemitism is a form of systemic violence. 3/
Most of their evidence is just mischaracterizing anti-Zionism and organizing for Palestine as antisemitism. I don’t feel the need to engage seriously with that. 2/
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Most of their evidence is just mischaracterizing anti-Zionism and organizing for Palestine as antisemitism. I don’t feel the need to engage seriously with that. 2/
I never thought it was a bit, but it is fun to imagine you turning into a Tex Avery wolf every time
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I never thought it was a bit, but it is fun to imagine you turning into a Tex Avery wolf every time
The Germans: true neutral. A blank look, maybe a small nod, might mock you later.
The Dutch: lawful evil. Why are you doing this? You’re wasting my time.
The Czech and Hungarians: neutral evil. Quizzical looks, nervous laughter.
The French: Chaotic evil. Wish to humiliate you for daring.
The Dutch: lawful evil. Why are you doing this? You’re wasting my time.
The Czech and Hungarians: neutral evil. Quizzical looks, nervous laughter.
The French: Chaotic evil. Wish to humiliate you for daring.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Germans: true neutral. A blank look, maybe a small nod, might mock you later.
The Dutch: lawful evil. Why are you doing this? You’re wasting my time.
The Czech and Hungarians: neutral evil. Quizzical looks, nervous laughter.
The French: Chaotic evil. Wish to humiliate you for daring.
The Dutch: lawful evil. Why are you doing this? You’re wasting my time.
The Czech and Hungarians: neutral evil. Quizzical looks, nervous laughter.
The French: Chaotic evil. Wish to humiliate you for daring.
The Portugese: lawful good. Routinely delighted, but understand that it stops at obrigada
The Italians: neutral good. A quick smile, and we move on.
The Spanish (and Latin America): chaotic good. Could be a nod of acknowledgement, could be a happy babble of rapid fire joyous chisme.
The Italians: neutral good. A quick smile, and we move on.
The Spanish (and Latin America): chaotic good. Could be a nod of acknowledgement, could be a happy babble of rapid fire joyous chisme.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Portugese: lawful good. Routinely delighted, but understand that it stops at obrigada
The Italians: neutral good. A quick smile, and we move on.
The Spanish (and Latin America): chaotic good. Could be a nod of acknowledgement, could be a happy babble of rapid fire joyous chisme.
The Italians: neutral good. A quick smile, and we move on.
The Spanish (and Latin America): chaotic good. Could be a nod of acknowledgement, could be a happy babble of rapid fire joyous chisme.