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Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the FIA penalise Lando
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think he will do it, but I’m excited to see how both LN and MCL almost blow it.
Excited to see how Lando blows his title chance today.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Good luck with tiny cars America
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Mrs MM is watching Back To The Future for the first time. The urge to go “Pay attention! Read that! Remember that name/place/character” is strong.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My brain vs My brain in December
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Negative Nelly
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Of course I benched Grealish in my FF team this week. 🤦🏻‍♂️
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We’re talking Mason again are we?
“tantalising” WTAF
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Excited to see how Lando blows his title chance today.
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just remembered Marc Bolan had a son called Rolan Bolan.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
So, I won’t be able to find anything I am looking for?
Using the latest data dump, a couple of software engineers whipped up a site that lets you navigate the late pedophile's emails just like your own.
Want to Scroll Through Jeffrey Epstein's Gmail Account? Now You Can
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have an old Godzilla movie poster and I was showing it to the baby. I said “Godzilla goes ROAR!!!” and now the baby does a cute little “roar!” whenever she goes past it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bought a whisky as the bottle looked nice.

It is…not…good
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
That’s a most unfortunate coincidence

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Homes of residents caught in dispute catch fire on same day
Residents had appeared in a BBC Panorama programme and were in dispute with a holiday park company.
www.bbc.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As a guitarist there is no way I am putting myself through the misery of reading this. 250 is rage territory
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
<mutes mansion tax>
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nessy bones

'https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7836wvx4q4o
'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Does anyone know how the BEV mileage tax is actually going to work?

I’ve not seen anything that actually explains it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I’ve not seen very much of the budget, but I sense the vibe is still this
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Are we doing Lanyard discourse without the Twitter OG?
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is the way
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Started trying to make some chilled ambient music with plants in a quiet bit of the house. Everyone slowly but surely ended up in the same room and the plants captured the vibe shift. Frazzled & atonal. The recording could be used as a torture device. Never deleted a recording faster.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM