Elliot
moosekayak.bsky.social
Elliot
@moosekayak.bsky.social
Fjord enfjusiast
Legal gambling and Microsoft Excel both deserve the coldest, innermost circle of hell so it's really no change
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In second year uni I was at my buddy's house party near where you are now and they ran out so we had to go, very drunkenly, to save on or we to get more and left someone behind to explain we were getting more candy
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not that we ever get any kids but I did but candy just in case today, so sorry folks the rain is my fault
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Correct it's just the shitty version of linguini or mezze linguini
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Underrated part of the current situation imo
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Must follow the coursus honorum?
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I assumed he was a guy doing baseball announcer voice as a bit
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Everyone makes too much of a deal out of how many pages Tolkien devotes to minutiae but he did explain this in the literal prologue (or maybe it was just the tobacco?)
October 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM