Moose Nose
moose-nose.bsky.social
Moose Nose
@moose-nose.bsky.social
History nerd. (Do not test.)
Understands Constitution.
#GunControl #BLM
#Bruins #Celtics
Caregiver to best dog ever. #greatpyrenees
#bluecrew #strongertogether #nevertrump
Does saying "no crypto, MAGA, DM or porn" work?
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You have to ask who have the most to gain by murdering two members of the National Guard in DC. Someone will use it as evidence that we need the military in the streets. Someone who wants the Epstein story to go away.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Here's some fucked up math to illustrate pay inequity.

Elmo Musk is possibly going to become a trillionaire if his pay package is approved. This would about $500,000,000,000 over a decade. That works out to $137,000,000 per day, or $5.7 million per hour, every fucking hour for 10 years.
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today's word: Indefinitely

Definition: The length of time between cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show and realizing your company lost $4,000,000,000 in market cap.
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pam Bondi informed Trump that he appeared in the Epstein files. NYT: www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...

You know, the files that Bondi said did not exist. Fire up the popcorn maker.

#Bondi #Epstein #Trump
Trump Administration Live Updates: Attorney General Alerted Trump He Was Named in Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The memo calls on attorneys... to revoke a person’s United States citizenship if an individual either “illegally procured” naturalization or procured naturalization by “concealment of a material fact or by willful misrepresentation”.

Bye, Girl. Gonna miss you. Take Barren with you.

Read ALT text.
June 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
United Health Group has lost half its value in just under six months. CEO Andrew Witty just resigned for personal reasons. The company is under investigation for Medicare fraud.

Luigi reach for comment said... "amiright?"
May 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
1773: members of Parliament passed the Tea Act to help the East India Company rebound from losses. Lesser known was that the MPs were all shareholders. So, they fucked with the market for profit. It sparked a Revolution.

Now Trump is *playing* with tariffs and making a fortune from stock swings.
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
John Hancock, John Adams, Samuel Adams, Robert Treat Paine, four more signers of the Declaration, plus lawyer James Otis (look him up, kids, he's a hero).... all attended Harvard.

Some British leaders actually blamed the Revolution on Harvard.

Thank you, Harvard. Again, you are in the lead.
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The state of the country today:

CBS Special Report.
Me shaking in my shoes -- what the fuck has happened now???!!

Whew. Just another mass shooting. I thought it was going to be something *bad*!

Seriously, this is what I thought.
April 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
JD Vance is furious about attacks. No, not to Josh Shapiro's home... worse. Way worse.

www.mlive.com/news/kalamaz...
Couches go up in flames as WMU fans celebrate hockey national championship
Some Western Michigan hockey fans celebrated their first national title by setting couches on fire, setting off firecrackers and cheering in the streets.
www.mlive.com
April 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Here's a bad sign for Elmo and the flaming Car (soon to be a children's book). Four board members have sold over $100,000,000 in Tessler stock. No confidence in the product.

abcnews.go.com/Business/tes...
Tesla board members, executive sell off over $100 million of stock in recent weeks
As Tesla stock has fallen in recent weeks, members of the board and an executive at Elon Musk's company have sold off millions of dollars in stock, according to filings.
abcnews.go.com
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
All our favorite companies to hate have had a rough month. None worse, though than Tessler.
March 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Remember when this guy dissed Tesla in 2021 by *not* inviting him to a summit of US automakers? I do. Maybe Joe knew already what we're all learning today.... that fascists don't belong in the White House.
March 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
DO THIS NOW. Click:
democrats.org/take-action/

Volunteer. Don't anguish. Get busy.
February 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@mayorwu.boston.gov @govmaurahealey.bsky.social

Mayor Wu, Governor Healy. Please invite Tom Homan to Boston to "bring hell". Make it an outdoor event on the Common. We'll take care of the rest. Boston still know how to deal with kings and their courts.
February 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue
LADIES & GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU…your new Deputy Director of the FBI…
February 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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From Rachel Cohen at Vox on twitter:

this video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet is playing in the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development cafeteria this morning

(per source at HUD)
February 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Wish I had some of this shit... Bwahahaha!
February 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
February 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Here's the Yam Tits Two Step:

1. Trump wants to turn Gaza into a Trump resort. Gazans have "no right to rebuild".

2. Hamas halts release of hostages.

Questions?
February 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Elmo cries "I never thought the leopards would eat my face!" Meanwhile, Tesla stock has fallen from $424 to $374 since President Yam Tits' inauguration.

www.wired.com/story/feds-h...
Feds Halt the National Electric Vehicle Charging Program
The US government has ordered states to retract their plans to build hundreds of federally funded EV charging stations, according to a memo obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Reposted by Moose Nose
January 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Has anyone asked yet why the world's richest man *wants* a job as a bureaucrat in the Federal government? If it's not the paycheck... why? Anyone?
February 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM