Someone should start a counter feed called "things I've had to clean up" followed by a still shot of the band-aid eaters who caused it.

I find your comments uncannily specific ...for someone who doesn't work for Big Cocoon.

#BigCocoon #CocoonLife

Hmmm... new business idea -- free to anyone.

(No need for attribution. Just send me the royalty checks.)

#AtTheCowWash

This is true.

Also:

Who is this? He looks like a printing error.

I would get this. It isn't my style, but it's elegant and I can draw attention to it whenever I wanted my guests to leave.

If I started a cult this is definitely the spaceship I would tell everyone we were taking.

...is that a hornet's nest?

Are those rentals? Cause they look like rentals.

I'd call. I'm not certain Fake Grit there can read good.

Is that the one with the Ten Commandments like "Thou Shall Not Kill" or "Thou Shall Not Lay With 13 Year-Olds"?

"Ask yourself if it sparks joy, and if it doesn't, thank it for its service and get rid of it."

JD Vance looks like a guy who cashed in at 17 by dropping out to become the Asst. Manager at his uncle's Ace Hardware. He married an older woman whose first husband mysteriously died and whom he met when she sold him a used Jeep along with the beard look.

The Jeep is for him. The beard is for her.

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”

- Polonius Gonzales

The dice would just keep rolling, like some sort of quantum state...14, 8, 11, 15, 2...

Wow.

Can you send your D&D campaign into space?

I'm not sure why but that would look awesome on a resume:

"𝐷𝑦𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑐 𝑡𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ‑𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠-𝑜𝑟𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔."

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