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Moon Surfer
@moonsurfer.bsky.social
Just a really tall guy surfing the socials, caring about all people in all communities wherever possible and hoping for the best future for EVERYONE.
The more insane America gets the less satire and more truth you put out. Keep being amazing Onion, I always enjoy your work. Scrolled by and thought this was real.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Sexiest werewolf of London.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why do I never hear about protests until after they've happened....??
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I feel differently about this photo than I have others. I feel like you've been hurt. by me or someone else I'm not sure. I want to cuddle naked with you, cover you up and make all your pain go away. I want to give you the love you've lost.
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I would enjoy you taking me until I scream. After I recover then it'll be your turn to scream.....
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
He wasn't wrong.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We did the same thing for the same reason. Somehow we always over buy this time of year .....
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You look very cute and seductive. There's so much more I could say but it's for your ears only 😉
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I hope you never learn just how embarrassed I am to admit just how erotically sexy I find you to be. Your so unbelievably hot.
October 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ya I want to fuck them too.
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
But you look beautiful in both pics
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm sure there were a lot of deserving people on that list. Certainly glad to see Trump wasn't one of them.
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Morning gorgeous
September 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Looking beautiful
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I hope you didn't get into trouble for this.
September 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Please please please NEVER feel sorry for being you. You shine brightest when you're being you!
September 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I like it; attractive. How do you fuck an ear? Isn't it physically impossible?
September 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM