Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
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Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
@moonbasetomb.bsky.social
Matthias Nonius, the greatest swordsman of Ninth House

He/him/david bowie

Discord: moonbasetwo

The Locked Tomb
Guitar
Art is Resistance.
Fuck 🧊
It’s about time we all started talking and acting like Sephiroth around here. Nothing else is working.
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I’m so tired and burnt out. Have been for at least the last four years. Just complaining out loud here. Gotta express it somehow.
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I just started Batman Beyond for the first time in life, and 5 minutes into the first ep it's already got an anticapitalist message. Hell yeah based Batman.
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
It's giving Ghorman
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Autocorrect changed my email subject to "mystical days off" (I wanted "medical days off"). I ain't mad. I sent that shit.
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Tom Clancy's grave has sprouted an erected protrusion today
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Deep. Substrate. Foliated. Oil.
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My cat when he wants treats:
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Got my cat a stocking full of toys for Christmas. The one he liked most was the receipt.
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Now watching: the tennis movie finally (challengers). May watch the ping pong movie tomorrow.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm glad that loan servicing office that's been trying to get ahold of me everyday, twice a day, for 11 months, took time off at Christmas. They work so hard.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Good album
It's a Mirror by Perfume Genius on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:32
music.apple.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Autocorrect changed birthday to broth Day and I'm not mad
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone else ever experience a phantom shart? Where you’re so convinced that it felt like you just shafted but then…there’s nothing there?
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Showed a friend an older meme video the other day. She asked if it was AI. I said it was pre-AI, carefully edited to sync. Then I realized that the old world is gone.
December 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
You read dark romantacy, I read old GameFAQ guides written in ASCII for fun. We are not the same.

*Not completely true, I like dark romantasy too.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One of the most relaxing things I do on computer is when I organize my bookmarks
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So help me god if I ever tell you I have a layover in charlotte again just put a bullet in me
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Apple needs to step up their game and make their noise cancellation powerful enough to drown out toddlers and babies
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
lol. Lmao. Fucking keep it bro.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Season 6 pitch: Vecnatron. He has to embody car parts now.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Great workout this morning, but really tough. Still have too much gravy in my blood.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Why do you get the pro max ultra hyperpop plus gigantor phone?"

Because my little friends inside my phone deserve the best home
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It says something when the most relaxing moment of my week is during my dental cleaning
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM