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Mooby the Golden Calf
@moobythegoldencalf.bsky.social
Anglophile, humanist, progressive, fantasy football guru and Radiohead superfan. But really, I'm just happily avoiding twitter.

Wishing I was back in London.
WELCOME BACK PATTON!
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yes
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Can't wait for this. So psyched that my local theater is having a showing!
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Can I sue Trump for putting the image of him blowing Clinton in my head?
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
What happens if I take it, but don't hush?
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
That's the thing... They will never learn. That's why we have to primary every one of these worthless cowards.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So true. Please let Chuck Schumer be the first one left behind.
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Congrats!
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He'll be the shadow-realm mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Check the morgue.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Well, I'm just going to pretend this is some sort of secret hint that you are somehow involved in the making of Portal 3.
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh yeah, I'm sure he's going to just jump at the chance to incriminate himself now that he's lost all protection.
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wow, shocker.....
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm not quite sure what I just listened to, but I want more of it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hey Thom, just wanted to say thanks for everything. I'm sure you hear this sort of thing all the time, but you really have been the soundtrack of a lot of people's lives (especially mine).
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
About damn time.
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
That is legit hilarious! Excellent work!
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I guarantee Miller's in there. Hiding way in the back.
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM