Monogatari Lines
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Posts a subtitle line from the Monogatari series every hour, in order. Very long lines have their full text in the alt text.
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Bakemonogatari Episode 2
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Hitagi Crab, Part Two
Episode 2
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Hitagi Crab, Part Two
Episode 2
Nisemonogatari Episode 4
You've never said that before!
You've never said that before!
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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You've never said that before!
You've never said that before!
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And learn to knock.
And learn to knock.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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And learn to knock.
And learn to knock.
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Right...
Right...
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Right...
Right...
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Wait in the living room.
Wait in the living room.
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Wait in the living room.
Wait in the living room.
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I'll be out in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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I'll be out in a second.
I'll be out in a second.
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How long will you be?
How long will you be?
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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How long will you be?
How long will you be?
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Anyway, Onii-chan, your bath is taking quite a long time.
Anyway, Onii-chan, your bath is taking quite a long time.
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Anyway, Onii-chan, your bath is taking quite a long time.
Anyway, Onii-chan, your bath is taking quite a long time.
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I'll let it slide.
I'll let it slide.
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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I'll let it slide.
I'll let it slide.
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Well, whatever.
Well, whatever.
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Well, whatever.
Well, whatever.
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Really...
Really...
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Really...
Really...
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You imagined it.
You imagined it.
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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You imagined it.
You imagined it.
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but appeared to be around eight years old.
but appeared to be around eight years old.
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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but appeared to be around eight years old.
but appeared to be around eight years old.
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who spoke in a haughty, old-style voice,
who spoke in a haughty, old-style voice,
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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who spoke in a haughty, old-style voice,
who spoke in a haughty, old-style voice,
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There was no girl with bright golden hair, pale white skin, and a flat chest,
There was no girl with bright golden hair, pale white skin, and a flat chest,
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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There was no girl with bright golden hair, pale white skin, and a flat chest,
There was no girl with bright golden hair, pale white skin, and a flat chest,
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Definitely!
Definitely!
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Definitely!
Definitely!
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Maybe I imagined it.
Maybe I imagined it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Maybe I imagined it.
Maybe I imagined it.
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Stupid girl...
Stupid girl...
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Stupid girl...
Stupid girl...
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Don't say nonsensical things during an emergency.
Don't say nonsensical things during an emergency.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Don't say nonsensical things during an emergency.
Don't say nonsensical things during an emergency.
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What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
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Girl?
Girl?
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Girl?
Girl?
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Onii-chan, where's that girl?
Onii-chan, where's that girl?
February 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Onii-chan, where's that girl?
Onii-chan, where's that girl?
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Huh?
Huh?
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Huh?
Huh?
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Um...
Um...
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Um...
Um...
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You were going to listen to my story next, right?
You were going to listen to my story next, right?
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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You were going to listen to my story next, right?
You were going to listen to my story next, right?
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Onii-chan, how long will you be taking a bath?
Onii-chan, how long will you be taking a bath?
February 12, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Onii-chan, how long will you be taking a bath?
Onii-chan, how long will you be taking a bath?