Puzzled Primate
@monkeysolution.bsky.social
Lawyer. Dabbler in criminal justice, landscaping, and whittling. Husband and father x4. Grandfather x1. Internet addict.
Henry Luce would be proud.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Henry Luce would be proud.
Another variant of the streetcar dilemma.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Another variant of the streetcar dilemma.
I want a robot to hug me at a Cold Play concert.
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I want a robot to hug me at a Cold Play concert.
When the refugee flood comes, he’ll ramp up domestically.
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
When the refugee flood comes, he’ll ramp up domestically.
I got that text too.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I got that text too.
This looks stupid.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This looks stupid.
He’s not on a ballot against a black woman, so now is the time to discuss his flaws.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
He’s not on a ballot against a black woman, so now is the time to discuss his flaws.
Most people just punt and use impact as a verb.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Most people just punt and use impact as a verb.
If he wants them released, he should release them.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If he wants them released, he should release them.
You sweet summer child. With a Clinton in the White House, the media would have ensured impeachment over her Epstein connections while covering up the rest of it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You sweet summer child. With a Clinton in the White House, the media would have ensured impeachment over her Epstein connections while covering up the rest of it.
He was trying to get Epstein on the record. BFD.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He was trying to get Epstein on the record. BFD.
You’re the very, very best.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You’re the very, very best.
She’s a former Trump pageant contestant. She probably got a secret payoff and signed an NDA, and she’s making the best of it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She’s a former Trump pageant contestant. She probably got a secret payoff and signed an NDA, and she’s making the best of it.
The common take here is that the Senate Dems blundered. My take is they’re just Republicans.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The common take here is that the Senate Dems blundered. My take is they’re just Republicans.
Hotter take: Senate Democrats were so horrified by progressive gains last Tuesday that they tanked the party’s brand to halt momentum.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Hotter take: Senate Democrats were so horrified by progressive gains last Tuesday that they tanked the party’s brand to halt momentum.
No one was more terrified by Tuesday’s victories than Senate Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
No one was more terrified by Tuesday’s victories than Senate Democrats.
There are no Dems in the Senate. That’s not what the Senate is for.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There are no Dems in the Senate. That’s not what the Senate is for.
That’s too generous. He’d rather be seen as a chickenshit than a closet Republican.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That’s too generous. He’d rather be seen as a chickenshit than a closet Republican.
Proving once again that immigrants do the jobs citizens don’t want, such as mayor of a dusty town of 700 people 300 miles deep in Kansas.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Proving once again that immigrants do the jobs citizens don’t want, such as mayor of a dusty town of 700 people 300 miles deep in Kansas.
Yeah, I still have that dream decades after undergrad.
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yeah, I still have that dream decades after undergrad.