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When the level of stupidity you just heard
exceeds the level of racism you expected.
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I think this is a quintessential example of what I'd call "Pro-level BlueSky Trolling."

Unique. Not mean. Smart. Completely committed.

#BSTrolls
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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The Republicans are reportedly complaining that, if the American people demanded the resignation and arrest of everyone involved in the cover up of the #EpsteinFiles, the #Trump Administration would have "like 3 people left." Well, where's the flaw?
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Epidemiologists in the future may well cite this decision, not really a decision to make or not make a 'flu vaccine but actually a decision against medical advancement, as the pivotal moment plague and disease overtook the Unites States. Just sayin'
FDA won’t consider a new mRNA vaccine for flu despite the technology’s life-saving promise
The U.S.’s drug safety agency declined to review a next-gen flu vaccine that uses the same tech as the coronavirus shots
www.scientificamerican.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
FFS America!
The Dilley family detention center is run by CoreCivic, a major Trump donor who has raked in millions from federal contracts already.

Never forget who is profiting from this cruelty.
The Kids Trump Sent to ICE’s Dilley Detention Center
ProPublica went inside the immigrant detention center for families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about t
www.propublica.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I am starting to believe that the Epstein scandal is bigger than anyone ever thought and has GLOBAL, not just AMERICAN, implications.

Poland's progressive thinking Premiere,
[email protected], called for EU investigations.

I am most certain he's on to something incredibly big.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
"As millions of documents have trickled out and been sorted through, one of the major subplots is what DOJ chose to redact." | Analysis
13 of the most questionable redactions from the Epstein files | CNN Politics
Monday is a big day in the long-running — and still very much not-over — saga of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
www.cnn.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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"As millions of documents have trickled out and been sorted through, one of the major subplots is what DOJ chose to redact." | Analysis
13 of the most questionable redactions from the Epstein files | CNN Politics
Monday is a big day in the long-running — and still very much not-over — saga of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
www.cnn.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I always thought The Apocalypse was going to be fire and brimstone.

Never suspected it would be the Keystone Cops.
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Can't wait for this!
BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard BLOCKED an NSA report of a call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump. I will sit down with the whistleblower lawyer TOMORROW at 12 PM PT on @meidastouch.com www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
Whistle-Blower Report Involved Intelligence About a Trump Contact
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This says everything about how far-gone the US has become, how out of step with a progressive world.
The Epstein scandal is taking down Europe’s political class. In the US, they’re getting a pass.
As Europe moves to address its shame, it’s highlighting the comparative lack of accountability in the U.S.
www.politico.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Oh another day in paradise 🥶
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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The nation already owes you a great deal, Marc.
If you hear someone saying that they hope lawyers are ready to go to court to protect free and fair elections, I suggest you let them know that my law firm is already litigating more than 80 voting and election cases in 40 states.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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MAGA is very confused over the Epstein Files. They screamed for transparency, now that can’t handle that “Daddy” is mentioned more than anyone else, besides Epstein, his best friend for 15 years
February 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Watch out, Modi!! You could have leveraged him to 0%

But, regardless: the Orange Plague can't stand you've make a deal with the EU first, but it won't last. He just wants a controversy to get a headline; he'll back out.
US agrees to drop tariffs after India stops Russian oil purchases
Tariffs will drop from 50% to 18% on Indian goods, while India has agreed to stop buying Russian oil.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Fact of the day:

When Trump met Melania at a party in 1998 he was with his then girlfriend Celina Midelfart - and honestly, if you're British, it feels like the whole thing was scripted by Mike Myers...
a man in a red suit and glasses is sitting in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a red suit and glasses is sitting in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
@stephenmarche.bsky.social justice finished “The Next Civil War.” Wow! So much of that book is prescient!

In informative if not sobering read.

Any plans for a re-release with new dispatches?
February 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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My review: Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the theater watching this movie.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Hey @theguardian.com why are no media asking why Kushner is involved? What's his scope/accountability?

And how is he being compensated?
Ukraine war briefing: US reports ’constructive’ peace talks with Russia as Zelenskyy pushes for ‘results’
Ukraine war briefing: US reports ’constructive’ peace talks with Russia as Zelenskyy pushes for ‘results’
Steve Witkoff encouraged ‘that Russia is working toward securing peace’ as Ukraine president looks to meetings ‘next week’. What we know on day 1,439 The US envoy Steve Witkoff has said he held constructive talks with a Russian envoy in Florida as part of Washington’s drive to end the war in Ukraine. The meeting on Saturday came just a day before Ukrainian and Russian negotiators were scheduled to meet in Abu Dhabi to discuss a US-backed plan to halt the conflict. “Today in Florida, the Russian Special Envoy Kirill Dmitriev held productive and constructive meetings as part of the US mediation effort toward advancing a peaceful resolution of the Ukrainian conflict,” Witkoff posted on X. “We are encouraged by this meeting that Russia is working toward securing peace in Ukraine.” He said the US treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and White House senior adviser Josh Gruenbaum also attended the talks. Neither side released details of what was discussed. The second round of peace talks in Abu Dhabi were set to start on Sunday, even if the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, suggested earlier this week that it might be postponed because of the US-Iran crisis. Zelensky said in his evening address on Saturday his negotiators were also waiting to hear from the US on further meetings. “Ukraine is ready to work in all working formats,” Zelenskyy said. “It is important that there are results and that the meetings take place. We are counting on meetings next week and are preparing for them.” Teams from Ukraine and Russia met last week in Abu Dhabi in their first in-person negotiations on a plan being pushed by Trump. The US says both sides are close to a deal, but they have so far been unable to find a compromise on the key issue of territory in a postwar settlement, according to Kyiv. Emergency power cuts swept across several Ukrainian cities and neighbouring Moldova on Saturday, officials said, amid a commitment from Russia to pause strikes on Kyiv as Ukraine battles one of its bleakest winters in years. Donald Trump on Thursday claimed Vladimir Putin had agreed to halt strikes on Ukraine’s energy infrastructure for a week. Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov confirmed that Trump “made a personal request” to Putin to stop targeting Kyiv until Sunday “in order to create favourable conditions for negotiations”. In a post on social media, Zelenskyy noted Russia has turned its attention to targeting Ukrainian logistics networks. Ukraine’s energy minister, Denys Shmyhal, said that the outages on Saturday had been caused by a technical malfunction affecting power lines linking Ukraine and Moldova. The failure “caused a cascading outage in Ukraine’s power grid”, triggering automatic protection systems, he said. Blackouts were reported in Kyiv, as well as Zhytomyr and Kharkiv regions, in the centre and north-east of the country respectively. The outage cut water supplies to the Ukrainian capital, officials said, while the city’s subway system was temporarily suspended because of low voltage on the network. The state emergency service said its teams led 500 stranded passengers out of metro stations. Moldova also experienced major power outages, including in the capital Chisinau, officials said. “Due to the loss of power lines on the territory of Ukraine, the automatic protection system was triggered, which disconnected the electricity supply,” Moldova’s energy minister Dorin Junghietu said in a post on Facebook. “I encourage the population to stay calm until electricity is restored.” The large-scale outage followed weeks of Russian strikes against Ukraine’s already struggling energy grid, which have triggered long stretches of severe power shortages. Moscow has sought to deny Ukrainian civilians heat, light and running water over the course of the war, in a strategy that Ukrainian officials describe as “weaponising winter”. Forecasters say Ukraine will experience a brutally cold period stretching into next week. Temperatures in some areas will drop to -30C, authorities said. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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My grandmother never graduated high school. She got pregnant in 1947 when she was in 9th grade. She was adamant that I go to college. She'd always say: One day, you can write a book about me.

So, I did. The Devil Wind Murders is first in the series. #murderystuff #booksky #mystery
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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They remind me of Israelis in Palestine and around the world and Russians in Ukraine.

There were a few Americans who tried to raise the American flag in Greenland but were stopped.

www.reddit.com/r/GuardTheLe...
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM