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Nick?
@monkeysaysficus.bsky.social
Nerd, gamer, old, boring, Canadian. Yellow Ajah. Gay af.
My beloved bf is reading one of my books (Blood Red by James A. Moore) and he is clearly INTO it. It’s almost 1am and he’s still awake in bed and reading it, and this is someone who’s usually in bed and asleep around 9pm because of work. The boy loves a good vampire novel.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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feeling confident!
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Never forget what today is about. (Buffy Summers. I do mean Buffy Summers)
a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
ALT: a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ve happily become a Strength Build Gay.

*imagine this has the “Some……BODY” meme*
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can’t believe that I’ve never beaten Dark Souls before…UNTIL NOW!

Big Bonk Build Go Brr!

Now onto Dark Souls 3, which I’ve never played at all.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I rolled a d20 for the first time in my life yesterday (shocking, I know) and I’m horrified to announce that my very first roll ever was a Nat 1. My life is so cursed.
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I left my house to go to someone else’s house. Clap for me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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what's Nessarose's least favorite kind of music?

House.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
There’s something deeply satisfying about taking down Ornstein & Smough on a first attempt. Big bonk build go brrrr.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Update: what the shit was that
Reanimal demo? Oh hell yes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reanimal demo? Oh hell yes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Back on my bullshit (starting a Dark Souls playthrough)
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Being Gay and Boring means some nights you discover a Korean makeup competition show and feel the need to watch as many episodes as possible
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Welcome To Derry, I’m already not okay with Things Happening To Eyes, so fuck whatever and everything that was.
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Chef Nick is coming out to play tonight and I, for one, am excited.
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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In the Name of Venus
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don’t need a haircut, you need a haircut
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you see this, QTP with a sword. Spoilers in alt text.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Save us new Robyn song ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m not sure I’m ready for a Tom Ford directed adaptation of an Anne Rice novel starring Nicholas Hoult and Aaron Taylor-Johnson (and ADELE) set in 18th century Italy. That man is gonna make the most beautiful movie ever filmed.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Is it comforble” is my new vocal stim
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sad to see Welcome To Derry back in Episode 1 levels of jank and possibly some of the worst “scary” cgi ever. Like, we’re talking sub-Goosebumps.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy (shut up I couldn’t pick which one)
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM