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Why does he need dating advice from those guys…. His dad has told the world that all you need to do is grab em by the pussy…. Go forth and rape Barron…
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Why does he need dating advice from those guys…. His dad has told the world that all you need to do is grab em by the pussy…. Go forth and rape Barron…
First Arnold Palmer…. Now shoe size… trump got a cock fetish?
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
First Arnold Palmer…. Now shoe size… trump got a cock fetish?
But didn’t Trump during his campaign say he would bring down prices on day one? What’s this “gonna take a little bit more time” stuff? It’s like he didn’t think it through properly…. It’s like he had a thought of an idea of a plan but nothing else
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
But didn’t Trump during his campaign say he would bring down prices on day one? What’s this “gonna take a little bit more time” stuff? It’s like he didn’t think it through properly…. It’s like he had a thought of an idea of a plan but nothing else
If Russia was to go to war with Europe, fret not… for Trump could stop it in 24 hours….. wait… hang on… oh shit… panic everyone. PANIC!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If Russia was to go to war with Europe, fret not… for Trump could stop it in 24 hours….. wait… hang on… oh shit… panic everyone. PANIC!!!
I thought he cut funding to all other countries except Israel anyway
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I thought he cut funding to all other countries except Israel anyway
Someone should ask Mike Johnson why is Trump going after Maduro under the guise of drug trafficking whilst releasing a convicted drug trafficker… I’m sure his response would be he is too busy and hasn’t looked at it, whilst staying in his lane.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Someone should ask Mike Johnson why is Trump going after Maduro under the guise of drug trafficking whilst releasing a convicted drug trafficker… I’m sure his response would be he is too busy and hasn’t looked at it, whilst staying in his lane.
What a shame he’s voting against Trump out of revenge rather than just doing the right thing… no accolades here I’m afraid
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
What a shame he’s voting against Trump out of revenge rather than just doing the right thing… no accolades here I’m afraid
Hang on… what?? He’s killing “alleged” drug smugglers whilst pardoning a convicted drug smuggler…. America, you gotta take a long hard look at yourself… you’re fuckn embarrassing
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hang on… what?? He’s killing “alleged” drug smugglers whilst pardoning a convicted drug smuggler…. America, you gotta take a long hard look at yourself… you’re fuckn embarrassing
So the case got thrown out just because the wrong person was assigned to prosecute it? That’s not really a glowing endorsement of “not guilty” tho is it?
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So the case got thrown out just because the wrong person was assigned to prosecute it? That’s not really a glowing endorsement of “not guilty” tho is it?
angry he got taxed $50 million on the company he then sold for $8.9 BILLION..... sometimes I think the rich aren't as smart as they make out.... a smart person would have just shut the fuck up. Why is a government paying a casino compensation anyway?
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
angry he got taxed $50 million on the company he then sold for $8.9 BILLION..... sometimes I think the rich aren't as smart as they make out.... a smart person would have just shut the fuck up. Why is a government paying a casino compensation anyway?
Like the time John Lennon said “we are more popular than Jesus”….. trump can actually say “I’m more popular than Hitler”
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Like the time John Lennon said “we are more popular than Jesus”….. trump can actually say “I’m more popular than Hitler”
Well here’s another fine mess you’ve got us into
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well here’s another fine mess you’ve got us into
And pigs fly out of my butt
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And pigs fly out of my butt
Well I for one can’t wait to see Leavitt spin this one after her “a communist is coming to the Whitehouse” comments
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Well I for one can’t wait to see Leavitt spin this one after her “a communist is coming to the Whitehouse” comments
Why did he not correct Johnson and say “illegal orders” when Johnson says “disobey orders”…. Coz that is what the congress members said in their video…. But oh no…. Let the republicans twist the words
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Why did he not correct Johnson and say “illegal orders” when Johnson says “disobey orders”…. Coz that is what the congress members said in their video…. But oh no…. Let the republicans twist the words
Wait… I know this one…. Don’t tell me..:.. ummm…. Does it rhyme with truck wit??
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Wait… I know this one…. Don’t tell me..:.. ummm…. Does it rhyme with truck wit??
Yeah he’s a pedo
November 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yeah he’s a pedo
You don’t have to embarrass our guest, so don’t even dare to ask him why he isn’t wearing a suit…
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You don’t have to embarrass our guest, so don’t even dare to ask him why he isn’t wearing a suit…
Has he explained why?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Has he explained why?
Whoa settle down…. That cartoon illustrates there is someone within the Whitehouse who has common sense, advises the president, and isn’t an idiot…. In reality those beside him would be saying “send in the fbi, send in ice, send in the DOJ, destroy these people”
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Whoa settle down…. That cartoon illustrates there is someone within the Whitehouse who has common sense, advises the president, and isn’t an idiot…. In reality those beside him would be saying “send in the fbi, send in ice, send in the DOJ, destroy these people”
Was this doctor just out of medical school? Hadn’t seen a lot of MRI’s I’m guessing
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Was this doctor just out of medical school? Hadn’t seen a lot of MRI’s I’m guessing
Pssst…. Hey America….. your president is a fuckn fuckhead!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Pssst…. Hey America….. your president is a fuckn fuckhead!!!!
Well he’s been fuckn the country since January…. So I guess that’s possible
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Well he’s been fuckn the country since January…. So I guess that’s possible
Yeah he was just counselling her…. Everyone knows he is an empath…. There is nothing to see here.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yeah he was just counselling her…. Everyone knows he is an empath…. There is nothing to see here.
It’s funny tho…. They believe the victims enough to put Epstein in jail, Maxwell in jail, to destroy prince Andrew’s life…. But then those same victims are lying when it comes to trump…. Mind you, if those same victims throw Clinton under a bus… they will be believed again
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s funny tho…. They believe the victims enough to put Epstein in jail, Maxwell in jail, to destroy prince Andrew’s life…. But then those same victims are lying when it comes to trump…. Mind you, if those same victims throw Clinton under a bus… they will be believed again