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David
@moneypits.bsky.social
I specialise in moneypits and flat whites
Ahh winter blue sky. Feels like yesterday.
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Child 1 completed an hour of Suzuki Swift MANUAL driving today at Bicester Motion. No stalls, up to 4th on the back straight, slowed for morons crossing the road on a live course. Win.
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Someone parked a house next to a house today
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Off to Paris for a few days with work. Will do my bit for BS ratty Twingo spotting.
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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ONLY £20(+post), and ONLY 3 left from my one-off A5 signed prints sale. If you’d like to buy one, better be quick! These make for a great - little - splash of colour for very little money. Click here to purchase: joelclarkartist.store/search?q=a5+... #prints #popart #homedecor #beachlife #beachvibes
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 AM
@joelclarkartist.bsky.social these are fantastic. And still one more to put up.
February 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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It's Monday, it's new Smith and Sniff time. This week, why do people advertise cars with faults and then claim these don't bother them? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...
But it's never bothered me
Podcast Episode · Smith and Sniff · 02/02/2026 · 1h 2m
podcasts.apple.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Dear @smithandsniff.bsky.social @carpervert.bsky.social @sniffpetrol.com

Just heard your call for artists to help you with your new merch ideas. May I suggest the gentleman who you helped at a time in need @joelclarkartist.bsky.social.

He’s an SSAG. Joel, listen to Smith&Sniff 386, 19 mins 25
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Quite a rare sight parked up randomly in the village, even more so being used is such awful weather. Looked in good shape from the brief double drive-by.
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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C’MON FOLKS, ONLY £20(+post) for signed, Giclée prints… & only 2 of each! A5 size in black wooden frame. This is the only time I’ll be offering prints at this size, so be quick, as once they're gone...
Go to: joelclarkartist.store (6 of 16 already sold) #carlovers #carporn #carart
January 31, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Dog with massive ears
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The magnificent work of @joelclarkartist.bsky.social is here, framed and hung. Beautiful in the flesh so you should really buy your own rather than just looking on your phone.

His shop of plenty can be found here joelclarkartist.store
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Green Day are opening the Super Bowl. It may be perfect.
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Here’s a video of the superior R33 GT-R proving its worth over all cars ever made past, present and future. Or something. youtu.be/x_vvXZ-7mgw?...
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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I‘d be so grateful if some of you motoring-world giants could share these artworks I have for sale. Only 2 weeks until rent is due, and genuinely not a penny to my name. Please DM for more info if interested in anything...or a commission @a1goy.bsky.social @sniffpetrol.com @carpervert.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 AM
This is why @remedygames.com get my time & money.

Remedy’s principal audio designer Ville Petteri Sorsa. “Crunch is the easiest workaround for failures in management and project planning “It usually emerges as a response to financial pressure and deadlines that were never realistic to begin with.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Ticket for the April scramble sorted, in the raffle for show parking and also going to the March assembly. If that doesn’t mean rain for Bicester Motion I don’t know what does.
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Black 3 series, black wheels, 3D licence plate, “fuck it edition” badge on the rear. Exactly the person you’re picturing.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
@denialvibes.bsky.social just heard your news on S&S. Very sorry, chap. Lovely letter.
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Managed to set off the alarm in this Land Rover. Good. Don’t park on the footpath then. Same again in 10 mins.
January 6, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The best way to get round having no more garage space is to buy smaller cars like these two new ones that arrived today. Functional pop-ups on the MR2 and a removable engine cover on the Nissan.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
New rule, "welcome back to the channel" and "what's up, it's ya boy [enter name here" gets banned from the planet. All in?
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM