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MonarchHench21
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18+ | All nerdoms, but Star Wars first and foremost |
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BG3 brain rot still persists | Karlach's trophy husband
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Just a little #dispatch meme I cooked up.

#invisigal #blondeblazer #malevola
Interviewer: Invisigal or Blonde Blazer? Henry Cavill: Malevola.
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I've got a full dish of'um on my coffee table!
Her: I'm really into older guys Me: [trying to impress her] Would you like a Werther's Original?
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I did a thing.

#Dispatch #Dispatched
Dispatched: Collected All Achievements - 0.8% of players have this achievement.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Just tell them how it's gonna be.
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Given that Aaron Paul voices Robert, I can't help but think this is a Breaking Bad reference.

#Dispatch #BreakingBad #TheCrystalShip
The Crystal Ship?
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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#bg3vpfashionweek Day 6: Getaway!

Tennen is content to relax and get some sun, but Karlach wants to play!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Tennen and Karlach are relaxing on the beach. Karlach quick gets bored of just lying around. She sits up and looks at Tennen with mischief in her eyes. Karlach scoops up a surprised Tennen and makes a beeline to the water. Tennen squeals with surprise and joy. Karlach launches Tennen from her arms, soon to make a splash!
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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#bg3vpfashionweek Day 5: Spring!

Bunny Suit Tennen is hopping happy for Spring weather.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
To celebrate spring, Tennen dons her bunny suit and hops around.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I don't think I'm capable of being mad at you. One look at that punim and I'm putty in your hands.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I FUCKING LOVE BEEF!
BEEF!
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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You should draw David Harbour
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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#bg3vpfashionweek Day 4: Date Night!

Tennen loves going out on dates with Karlach! Just make sure to get Karlach's order right, or you'll get an earful from Tennen. She said no pickles!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Karlach and Tennen joke an laugh as the wait for their order to arrive. They got Karlach's order wrong. She wasn't going to say anything, but Tennen won't abide such nonsense! After a lovely meal, the two ladies go for a walk and enjoy the scenery. Karlach begins to heat up! It looks as if these two will be heading home from their date a little early tonight (and most other nights).
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I can't even honestly say we're living in an Idiocracy, because at least President Camacho was smart enough to appoint experts with the honest intention of solving major problems.
President Camacho flipping double birds.
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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#bg3vpfashionweek Day 3: Formal!

Karlach knows it takes two to tango.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Karlach spots a beautiful wallflower alone on the balcony. She sidles up to her and strikes up some conversation. Karlach asks the beautiful wallflower if she'd join her for a dance. The wallflower tentatively accepts. The two start off slow, Karlach leading the wallflower in some simple steps. The two quickly fall into sync and before long they're gliding and spinning. Karlach dips the wallflower and she giggles excitedly.
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Karlach: "For ten years Mizora's been trying to finger me."

Tennen: "What is she accusing you of?"

Karlach: "You're sweet."
Karlach dressed as a certain demon from Down Under.
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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🌟 #bg3vpfashionweek Day 2: Fantasy 🌟

The Goddess Tennen descends from the heavens to bestow her champion and lover, Karlach, with her most intimate and powerful blessings.

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Tennen, the Lady of the Lake, descends upon her chosen champion, Karlach. Karlach kneels before Tennen as the goddess reaches out to bless the mighty warrior. Karlach takes Tennen's hand in hers and places a gentle kiss upon the goddess's palm. Tennen melts into Karlach's arms and goddess and warrior kiss, embroiled in passion.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Grinchmas Meals!
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Karlach with a tweet superimposed over her image which says: "(trying to take things slow) I'm in love with you".
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Baldur's Ladies in the club gettin' tipsy.

#bg3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography #Karlach #Tennen #Mal
Nyorman the Catboy does a little striptease for Karlach, Tennen, and Mal. The girls decide they want a photo with their favorite catboy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Amidst shooting for the Cozy prompt for #bg3vpfashionweek, I took this picture that I wound up loving so much I thought it deserved its own post. Karlach and Tennen look so sweet!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Karlach pulls Tennen into a passionate and loving embrace as the two kiss one another. Tennen's hand caresses Karlach's face. The two are backlit by the green glow of fireflies.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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#bg3vpfashionweek

Day 1: Cozy

Tennen and Karlach absolutely LOVE to snuggle!

#bg3 #baldursgate3 #bg3vp #virtualphotography
Tennen caresses Karlach as she dozes in Tennen's lap. Tennen and Karlach face one another in a sitting tangle. Their hands interlock as Tennen caresses Karlach's cheek with her free hand. As Karlach and Tennen hold hands, the two lean in to each other for a gentle kiss.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I love the thought of being with a woman bigger and stronger than me. Nyorman the Catboy allows me to live out the dream of being a short, submissive king.

#bg3vp #bg3 #Karlach #NyormanTheCatboy
Karlach embraces Nyorman the Catboy possessively. Karlach and Nyorman the Catboy enjoy a romantic kiss. Nyorman the Catboy swoons in Karlach's big strong arms. Nyorman the Catboy clings to Karlach needfully.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Sunstone is a much better portrayal of BDSM. I am very much a Lisa
Lisa from Sunstone
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM