John Moltz
@moltz.bsky.social
Six Colors and Macworld contributor, podcaster, early bedtime, cries while watching nerd shows, inventor of the world’s first corn maze using only creamed corn, should really exercise more.
Kleya: "They shut it down. They shut down the broadcast."
September 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Kleya: "They shut it down. They shut down the broadcast."
Great crowd at the Point Defiance #nokings protest in Tacoma. Lots of cars driving by and honking and people cheering. Street was lined for several blocks with a big crowd by the park roundabout. It felt good to be a part of it. Seems the downtown crowd was even bigger. Gave away some stickers!
June 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Great crowd at the Point Defiance #nokings protest in Tacoma. Lots of cars driving by and honking and people cheering. Street was lined for several blocks with a big crowd by the park roundabout. It felt good to be a part of it. Seems the downtown crowd was even bigger. Gave away some stickers!
Members-only post but the final line is 👨🍳💋. That's it. That's the brand. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/schum...
March 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Members-only post but the final line is 👨🍳💋. That's it. That's the brand. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/schum...
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? (I like my chances.)
November 12, 2024 at 1:29 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? (I like my chances.)
I know we're all hurting, I just want you to know that not everything in the world is bad. For example, I got the world's best shirt for my birthday yesterday. (This is right before returns started coming in and everything went to shit. Everything but this shirt, I mean.)
November 6, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I know we're all hurting, I just want you to know that not everything in the world is bad. For example, I got the world's best shirt for my birthday yesterday. (This is right before returns started coming in and everything went to shit. Everything but this shirt, I mean.)
Read this as "doddering" at first and, really, Grampa Hitler is a pretty accurate depiction. At his age the only thing budding on him is melanoma.
October 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Read this as "doddering" at first and, really, Grampa Hitler is a pretty accurate depiction. At his age the only thing budding on him is melanoma.
Oh. My. This is Grant, who we lost in 2023. He was a good boy. Well, he humped too much, but he was a good boy other than that.
October 21, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Oh. My. This is Grant, who we lost in 2023. He was a good boy. Well, he humped too much, but he was a good boy other than that.
Good answer! Jasper is 1 and 1/2 so we should wait a few years. Here he is helping me do social media.
October 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Good answer! Jasper is 1 and 1/2 so we should wait a few years. Here he is helping me do social media.
HOLY SHIT THE SECRET GUEST IS CAPTAIN PIKE
August 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
HOLY SHIT THE SECRET GUEST IS CAPTAIN PIKE
Remember getting Democratic fundraising emails that said "WE'RE PANICKING" (actual subject line from actual fundraising emails)? This is just light years ahead of where they were a month ago. (Yes, I gave and I gave extra.)
August 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Remember getting Democratic fundraising emails that said "WE'RE PANICKING" (actual subject line from actual fundraising emails)? This is just light years ahead of where they were a month ago. (Yes, I gave and I gave extra.)
"ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE PURPOSE OF THE HYOOMAN FEEEMALES..."
August 14, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE PURPOSE OF THE HYOOMAN FEEEMALES..."
Surpriiiiiiiise. www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24...
August 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Surpriiiiiiiise. www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24...
New euphemism for “backpedaling like a cartoon character over a crevasse and lying through his teeth” just dropped.
August 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
New euphemism for “backpedaling like a cartoon character over a crevasse and lying through his teeth” just dropped.
Secret Republican code for "HE LIKES THE GAYS". Very subtle.
August 6, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Secret Republican code for "HE LIKES THE GAYS". Very subtle.
"I've just come from a meeting with Dean Wormer who has assured me that Delta House's days at Faber College are numbered."
August 6, 2024 at 4:54 PM
"I've just come from a meeting with Dean Wormer who has assured me that Delta House's days at Faber College are numbered."
I'm sure he'll get right on that as soon as he's done posting pro-fascism memes.
August 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I'm sure he'll get right on that as soon as he's done posting pro-fascism memes.
NY Times reporter: Hey, boss! What's the next on our list of euphemisms for "racism"?
NY Times editor: Uhhh... let's see here... "Timeworn Tactic".
NY Times reporter: Thaaanks.
NY Times editor: Uhhh... let's see here... "Timeworn Tactic".
NY Times reporter: Thaaanks.
August 2, 2024 at 7:36 PM
NY Times reporter: Hey, boss! What's the next on our list of euphemisms for "racism"?
NY Times editor: Uhhh... let's see here... "Timeworn Tactic".
NY Times reporter: Thaaanks.
NY Times editor: Uhhh... let's see here... "Timeworn Tactic".
NY Times reporter: Thaaanks.
Me, sobbing as I post more couch memes.
July 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Me, sobbing as I post more couch memes.