Molly Robison
@mollyrobison.bsky.social
The most worried person you've ever met. Harmony Witch, but ultimately a failed musician. Orphan. Cook. Baker. She/Her. I prefer dogs to people.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
Body in small town Wisconsin, spirit in a cabin in a very remote forest.
If I could just make focaccia every day forever I could know true happiness.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Big and Bubbly Cinnamon Roll Focaccia - part of the MIL/SIL gift package this year. 🍽️ 🍞🎄
King Arthur Baking Company’s Big and Bubbly Cinnamon Roll Focaccia - part of the MIL/SIL gift package this year. 🍽️ 🍞🎄
December 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If I could just make focaccia every day forever I could know true happiness.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Big and Bubbly Cinnamon Roll Focaccia - part of the MIL/SIL gift package this year. 🍽️ 🍞🎄
King Arthur Baking Company’s Big and Bubbly Cinnamon Roll Focaccia - part of the MIL/SIL gift package this year. 🍽️ 🍞🎄
I feel like the super uncomfortable, showman-in-sequins, affected voice, wild eyes thing that Erika has going on might just be her way of telling us she grew up watching televangelists and believes this is the way that mentally stable people are supposed to present themselves.
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I feel like the super uncomfortable, showman-in-sequins, affected voice, wild eyes thing that Erika has going on might just be her way of telling us she grew up watching televangelists and believes this is the way that mentally stable people are supposed to present themselves.
For personal reasons, I have a rule: I don’t do phone calls except for emergencies.
So my aunt, who is WILDLY aware of this rule as she is the most frequent violator, and who I will be seeing in TWO DAYS, and who I have already spoken to TODAY via text, can call all she wants. Won’t be answering.
So my aunt, who is WILDLY aware of this rule as she is the most frequent violator, and who I will be seeing in TWO DAYS, and who I have already spoken to TODAY via text, can call all she wants. Won’t be answering.
December 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For personal reasons, I have a rule: I don’t do phone calls except for emergencies.
So my aunt, who is WILDLY aware of this rule as she is the most frequent violator, and who I will be seeing in TWO DAYS, and who I have already spoken to TODAY via text, can call all she wants. Won’t be answering.
So my aunt, who is WILDLY aware of this rule as she is the most frequent violator, and who I will be seeing in TWO DAYS, and who I have already spoken to TODAY via text, can call all she wants. Won’t be answering.
A sign of how rad the restaurant I work for is: no fewer than five former employees visiting from college all happened to come in tonight just to say hello and get holiday hugs. 😭
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A sign of how rad the restaurant I work for is: no fewer than five former employees visiting from college all happened to come in tonight just to say hello and get holiday hugs. 😭
I *knew* those backing vocals fit nicely somewhere else in that song. Finally figured out where.
(Please send help I am still fixated on this song) (“Promises I’ve Made” by Emitt Rhodes)
(Please send help I am still fixated on this song) (“Promises I’ve Made” by Emitt Rhodes)
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I *knew* those backing vocals fit nicely somewhere else in that song. Finally figured out where.
(Please send help I am still fixated on this song) (“Promises I’ve Made” by Emitt Rhodes)
(Please send help I am still fixated on this song) (“Promises I’ve Made” by Emitt Rhodes)
I have had “Born to Run” stuck in my head since I opened my eyes this morning, and thus am in a very special and particular kind of hell.
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have had “Born to Run” stuck in my head since I opened my eyes this morning, and thus am in a very special and particular kind of hell.
My dog won’t shit when it’s windy so if the powers that be could calm it the fuck down for a day that’d be spectacular.
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My dog won’t shit when it’s windy so if the powers that be could calm it the fuck down for a day that’d be spectacular.
A mystery friend mailed me a sampler package of stone-ground Mexican hot chocolate discs in varying flavors and I am so jazzed to try them! I would love to thank them…if I had any idea who it was. 😅🍫
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A mystery friend mailed me a sampler package of stone-ground Mexican hot chocolate discs in varying flavors and I am so jazzed to try them! I would love to thank them…if I had any idea who it was. 😅🍫
Never have I ever been less in the holiday spirit. Doesn’t even feel like the right time of year for it to be happening. I have four days off starting Monday - I’m hoping I’ll catch some spirt or something once I’m finishing wrapping and baking cookies and whatnot.
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Never have I ever been less in the holiday spirit. Doesn’t even feel like the right time of year for it to be happening. I have four days off starting Monday - I’m hoping I’ll catch some spirt or something once I’m finishing wrapping and baking cookies and whatnot.
I propose a new acronym, one that embodies the opposite sentiment to FOMO, called FOBI: Fear of Being Invited.
I am a sufferer and stand with all others in solidarity.
I am a sufferer and stand with all others in solidarity.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I propose a new acronym, one that embodies the opposite sentiment to FOMO, called FOBI: Fear of Being Invited.
I am a sufferer and stand with all others in solidarity.
I am a sufferer and stand with all others in solidarity.
So to clarify it’s yes to criminalizing everything about trans people, yes to the hunger games, but still no on healthcare or groceries right?
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So to clarify it’s yes to criminalizing everything about trans people, yes to the hunger games, but still no on healthcare or groceries right?
This cake was, frankly, a clusterfuck (due to human impatience, not recipe error) but with a little patience (and some rather cute garnishes), she has been rescued.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Cranberry-Orange Olive Oil Cake, sugared cranberries and orange peel garnish. 🍽️🍰
King Arthur Baking Company’s Cranberry-Orange Olive Oil Cake, sugared cranberries and orange peel garnish. 🍽️🍰
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This cake was, frankly, a clusterfuck (due to human impatience, not recipe error) but with a little patience (and some rather cute garnishes), she has been rescued.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Cranberry-Orange Olive Oil Cake, sugared cranberries and orange peel garnish. 🍽️🍰
King Arthur Baking Company’s Cranberry-Orange Olive Oil Cake, sugared cranberries and orange peel garnish. 🍽️🍰
That thing when the cute as fuck gift shop apparently gets taken over by a very enthusiastic Christian woman in the last few months and now it is a thinly veiled Christian gift shop with a small handful of secular items, yet they still are advertising as just a gift shop 🙃
You’re not subtle.
You’re not subtle.
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
That thing when the cute as fuck gift shop apparently gets taken over by a very enthusiastic Christian woman in the last few months and now it is a thinly veiled Christian gift shop with a small handful of secular items, yet they still are advertising as just a gift shop 🙃
You’re not subtle.
You’re not subtle.
Three years ago today Rick and I woke up, drove to a weird old building, went to the basement, and I cried harder than I’ve ever cried to a group of strangers because I couldn’t stop drinking.
My world is so different now. It is harder and better in equal measure.
My world is so different now. It is harder and better in equal measure.
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Three years ago today Rick and I woke up, drove to a weird old building, went to the basement, and I cried harder than I’ve ever cried to a group of strangers because I couldn’t stop drinking.
My world is so different now. It is harder and better in equal measure.
My world is so different now. It is harder and better in equal measure.
Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate 😊
Took part in King Arthur Baking Company’s #bakeoftheweek for the occasion and made their Jelly Doughnut Cake (I lucked out - Bonne Maman Plum Preserves were on sale at the store 🤤) 🍩 🍰 🍽️
Took part in King Arthur Baking Company’s #bakeoftheweek for the occasion and made their Jelly Doughnut Cake (I lucked out - Bonne Maman Plum Preserves were on sale at the store 🤤) 🍩 🍰 🍽️
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate 😊
Took part in King Arthur Baking Company’s #bakeoftheweek for the occasion and made their Jelly Doughnut Cake (I lucked out - Bonne Maman Plum Preserves were on sale at the store 🤤) 🍩 🍰 🍽️
Took part in King Arthur Baking Company’s #bakeoftheweek for the occasion and made their Jelly Doughnut Cake (I lucked out - Bonne Maman Plum Preserves were on sale at the store 🤤) 🍩 🍰 🍽️
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yep still true today.
No, but actually, the world is too bad. It’s too bad all the time and it has to fucking stop.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yep still true today.
No, but actually, the world is too bad. It’s too bad all the time and it has to fucking stop.
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
No, but actually, the world is too bad. It’s too bad all the time and it has to fucking stop.
The only issue with this is that it doesn’t really matter how low his approval rating dips if he’s just going to say “my approval rating is A++++++” and his folks believe him, which they will.
Trump's racist tirades toward Somalis are a test of how much fascist ethnic persecution the American people will tolerate, says @saletan.bsky.social. So public backlash and sinking polls (Trump at 38% on immigration!) are heartening.
On the pod Will is so good today:
newrepublic.com/article/2043...
On the pod Will is so good today:
newrepublic.com/article/2043...
Trump Rages at Cratering Polls as GOP Losses Reveal Surprise Weakness
As this week’s brutal GOP election losses show Latinos shifting hard against Trump and the GOP, the author of a piece on Trump’s agenda of ethnic persecution explains why naked bigotry is also backfir...
newrepublic.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The only issue with this is that it doesn’t really matter how low his approval rating dips if he’s just going to say “my approval rating is A++++++” and his folks believe him, which they will.
Bivouacking does not sound like a real word.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bivouacking does not sound like a real word.
Cutting and eating cookies one half at a time means you have never eaten a whole cookie.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cutting and eating cookies one half at a time means you have never eaten a whole cookie.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
This very good math also applies to all other baked items.
I know peppermint/chocolate is polarizing, but it’s one of my absolute favorite combinations in the world and I can make no apology for that.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know peppermint/chocolate is polarizing, but it’s one of my absolute favorite combinations in the world and I can make no apology for that.
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
King Arthur Baking Company’s Dark Chocolate Peppermint Dips, which I sprinkled with Andes mints baking bits because it would be dumb as hell not to. 🍪 🍽️
I unabashedly adore lentils and today I had a craving. This @smittenkitchen.bsky.social has never, not once, done me wrong, and it did not do me wrong today.
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
stewed lentils and tomatoes
My husband and I really don’t bicker much. I mean, sure, there’s the whole “tone” thing which often gets misheard in a “you’re being snippy” or “no, …
smittenkitchen.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I unabashedly adore lentils and today I had a craving. This @smittenkitchen.bsky.social has never, not once, done me wrong, and it did not do me wrong today.
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
smittenkitchen.com/2006/10/quee...
YouTube is pretty unwatchable these days, huh? I’m 12 minutes into the show I’m watching and have had to skip FOUR (?!?!) ads so far, all of which were over 2 minutes. An ad every 3 minutes? Really?
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
YouTube is pretty unwatchable these days, huh? I’m 12 minutes into the show I’m watching and have had to skip FOUR (?!?!) ads so far, all of which were over 2 minutes. An ad every 3 minutes? Really?
The humble brownie. Unfucked with. Glorious. It asks for nothing because it wants for nothing. A perfect food. Thank you to Rick for reminding me that I should probably make these more often.
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The humble brownie. Unfucked with. Glorious. It asks for nothing because it wants for nothing. A perfect food. Thank you to Rick for reminding me that I should probably make these more often.
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️
(King Arthur Baking Company’s Fudge Brownies) 🍫 👩🍳 🍽️