MollyBeans ❌️👑
@mollybeans.bsky.social
💙 Dog mom, retired fed, army vet, currently disgusted human being. I use my wine-fueled creative rage to make jewelry and other junque that I sell to raise $ for animal rescue orgs.💙
Nice of him to notice.
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nice of him to notice.
Blinded by the white.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Blinded by the white.
Our next SecDef. FAR more qualified than the current one.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Our next SecDef. FAR more qualified than the current one.
All well and good, but how big is Jack's schlong?
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All well and good, but how big is Jack's schlong?
The tragedy here is that he will troll BLOTUS so hard, and the stupid piggy won't even realize it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The tragedy here is that he will troll BLOTUS so hard, and the stupid piggy won't even realize it.
New evidence on files that didn't exist a few months ago. Magical!
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New evidence on files that didn't exist a few months ago. Magical!
He learned well from Roy Cohn.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He learned well from Roy Cohn.
Even if they've been scrubbed of his name, other complete copies exist, correct?
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Even if they've been scrubbed of his name, other complete copies exist, correct?
Feel the passion! I need a cigarette after seeing that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Feel the passion! I need a cigarette after seeing that.
I'm sure the irony of administering the oath of office is lost on him.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm sure the irony of administering the oath of office is lost on him.
Someone reputable intimated that bodies could be involved.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Someone reputable intimated that bodies could be involved.
His head is becoming a cube.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
His head is becoming a cube.
Or can we just get paid for the work we've been doing for free?
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Or can we just get paid for the work we've been doing for free?
"May not" is doing some heavy lifting here.
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"May not" is doing some heavy lifting here.
It's a private nonprofit, not a government organization.
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's a private nonprofit, not a government organization.
The White House Historical Association has been ominously silent on this.
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The White House Historical Association has been ominously silent on this.
The White House Historical Association, which is responsible for cataloging artwork and furniture of import, has been silent about this.
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The White House Historical Association, which is responsible for cataloging artwork and furniture of import, has been silent about this.
The griftotorium.
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The griftotorium.
He's a New Yorker carpetbagging in Pennsylvania.
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He's a New Yorker carpetbagging in Pennsylvania.
Sorry - I misread.
October 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry - I misread.