To the person who stole my bike, I hope you’re eternally beset with an itch you can’t reach. I hope you have a fishy taste in your mouth you can’t wash away. I hope you always smell like dog poo. I hope you are unloved. That was my commute, loser. I’m sad and in shock. I loved that bike.

I cancelled the New York Times except for games after too many last straws. The last last straw was a both sides story of Musky’s obscene gesture. Take the gesture away and his speech about saving civilization is still full f’cking nazi. Any good indie news sources? Love ya

I need the white woman seal of approval (Jenna, Reese, Today Show, GMA) to stop ruining book covers. Oprah can stay because she matches the color of the imprint to the cover usually.