The Bears need to pay Nahshon Wright. He is a beast!

Being a Bears fan has definitely taken at least five years off of my life.

I haven’t golfed a full eighteen holes in over a decade, but I guarantee that I could beat Trump on any course and he’s allowed to pick the clubs I use.

This is 100% true

I would 100% see this opening day.

I want to know what IMF missions Ethan Hunt has chosen not to accept and why.

A vast majority of people who think they are smart enough to homeschool their children are definitely not smart enough to homeschool their children.

After the conclave is over and a new pope is chosen Andy Cohen should host a reunion show where all the cardinals can yell and scream about who talked shit, who voted for who, and which ones don't believe in Christ enough. I would watch this.

I've never met a problem that I couldn't make worse.

Bill Burr should host the Oscars next year.

When Fat Fuck Traitor Trump eventually dies who will be the first Republican boot licker to go on TV and say that they were never aligned with Trump or his bullshit policies? I think it will be Lindsey Graham. He's a pathetic sack of shit.