Imma have to disagree with this. I would rather have a gf for love because if their legs ever get blown off after season 3, we could still just sing along with Easy.

And this gooning squid who seems to be chasing you?

I understand zero context in this post and it makes it all the better.

Idea:
Vox: What's this?
Val: Since you are "indisposed" I had your R&D work on a project I've long fantasized. Don't worry, soon they will make the USB Baby maker to plug into your backside! Anyways time for another interview as... C.E.O.. Be back soon amor~
Vox: Wait! No.. What? No.. Get back here!

Giving up now. I'm in no stable mood to keep up this task, the plan was this photo of an attached 'belly' on his tv head on a bunch of pillows and some speech bubbles. if anyone wants to continue my horrible thought please do so with courage to say "Eh, why the hell not?"

I suck at art but I will do my best to make this.... Clip Studio Paint here I come!

Art by eepppeyyy xD still feel it needs to be used here.

His mom is thicc... Do you know if she's single?

I feel rule 34 is full of people that beat you to this, but hey they will cheer you to join their ranks :D Community!

I will be the ice cube in a duck onesie.

No, you put a uppercase "L" for AL, Alastor is big enough turn a all caps 2 letter nickname. Just like how A.I. is hated enough that lowercase is not enough to hold the peoples rage.

I don't care if the excedrin kills my kidneys and liver, and I end up dead in 3 months. At least those 3 months will be spent happy, productive, and less stressed about things I can not control.

Tomorrow, I am contacting my doctor about moving up the medication from the half dose. Because I believe having headaches so bad I need migraine strength excedrin daily but don't end up a raging and dramatic suicidal duck is better.